2 years ago
Sci Show episode “What causes sunburns?” - um, I’ll go out on a limb and say “the sun”?
2 years ago
Neil Young removed music from streaming because it’s the “worst quality in the history of broadcasting” yet he was fine with FM radio. #wtf
2 years ago
Great. Another prison escape we can compare to “The Shawshank Redemption”. #elchapo
2 years ago
Eight year old at dinner table: “got go poop.” Runs out of the room. #kids
2 years ago
KFC commercial ends with “…it’s finger.” I KNEW IT!
2 years ago
Cruising in my MINI. Then I saw someone’s grandmother driving the same car as me. Same color. Cooler mirrors. Time to get a new car. #shit
2 years ago
"Dougie. Dougie. Dougie. What would win in a fight, yeah? A volcano or a earthquake? Dougie. Dougie." @rickygervais #derek
2 years ago
“Daddy, what’s a protractor?” “That’s a tractor that gets paid.” #kids
2 years ago
Yes, Ceres is a dwarf planet. But they prefer to be called “little planets”.
2 years ago
Hey @google what good is 7 day week view in the Google Calendar iOS app if it only runs in portrait orientation?