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Me making dinner.

#meme #humor

Aug 23, 2024

There should be a shade of brown called shartreuse.

#humor

Aug 23, 2024

Is it really a package of ground up Farmer’s Dog?

#humor

Aug 21, 2024

Everyone deserves to be pampered every once in a while, especially if they’re incontinent.

#humor

Aug 16, 2024

Buy one Ho, get one Ho free. Nice.

#humor

Jul 26, 2024

Is it “For fuck sake” or “For fuck's sake”?

It's for a work e-mail, so it's got to sound professional.

#humor

Jul 26, 2024

#meme #humor

Jul 24, 2024

Whereas (noun): a curse which causes its victim to change into an ass during the full moon. Also see Analthropy.

#humor

Jul 12, 2024

“Duvet” would be a good name for a cover band.

#humor

Jul 8, 2024

Toilet paper nipples.

#humor #meme #YOUREWELCOME

Jul 2, 2024

Picked up some light reading on vacation.

#humor

Jun 30, 2024

This season of Carpool Karaoke really sucks.

#humor #meme

Jun 22, 2024

All these commercials for Crepe Erase prove that Big Pancake must be stopped.

#humor

Jun 13, 2024

At Microsoft asses come in versions.

#developer #humor

May 19, 2024

Stereo is just mono e mono.

#humor

May 18, 2024

Me: the bottom of that Florida license plate says “In Goo We Trust”

Wife: it says “In God We Trust”

Me: they’re better off putting their trust in goo. It always comes through for me.

#humor

May 17, 2024

The term pro bono implies the existence of an amateur bono.

#humor #pedantry

May 16, 2024

This tomato has big dick energy.

#meme #humor

May 12, 2024

#meme #humor

May 12, 2024

For some reason my macOS terminal app #Warp refuses to quit. The menu option is disabled so I always have to force quit via Activity Monitor. And then it dawned on me: it must be too legit.

#humor #dadjokes #popmusic

May 9, 2024

NASA is preparing to launch a giant Jiffy Pop into orbit to replenish the dwindling kettle corn supply on the #ISS

#humor

Apr 19, 2024

Roman.com changed their name to ro.co and now it’s boners-r-us.com.

#humor

Apr 17, 2024

The juice has expired.

O.J. Simpson, legendary football player and actor brought down by his murder trial, dies at 76
O.J. Simpson, legendary football player and actor brought down by his murder trial, dies at 76

apnews.com

#humor

Apr 11, 2024

Seeing the sun completely eclipsed by the clouds was a life-changing moment.

#humor

Apr 9, 2024

I’ve got news for you: that Long Island Medium is not a real medium. She’s a large.

#humor

Apr 8, 2024

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