If #Apple thought that Liquid Ass would distract everyone from the Apple Intelligence failure, boy were they right for all the wrong reasons.

App developers: stop adding fake specular highlights to your app. You’re enshitifying the iOS 18 springboard with icons that look skewed.

My only fans account is really blowing up, I mean, at me.

I love when random scammers invite me to dinner.

#meme #humor

His favorite hobby is napping but it’s 3rd down and 1 at the 2 minute warning so now’s not really the time for exploring your fucking hobbies snuggles the fucktard.

#meme #humor

It’s funny to reflect on the fact that everyone in Minecraft poops cubes.

#humor

More fun with text marketers. Should I have offered them my text removal services?

#meme #humor

More fun with SMS spam…

#meme #humor

Technically speaking, my digestive system uses end-to-end encryption.

#humor

Blowing your nose should be called a nosejob.

#humor

According to YouTube the REAL story of Virtual Insanity is weirder than I thought. So it must involve more than one dumpster full of raccoons and pasta.

#humor

That cat bed is not a donut. It’s a biconcave disc. #yourewelcome

I live in a house full of people wearing noise cancelling headphones and apparently I’m the noise.

#humor

Always good to clarify things with your kids:

“You have kidneys. I have dadneys.”

#humor

OMG why would I add a spine surgeon to my LinkedIn?

Not to brag but on numerous occasions my wife has told me that she’s the luckiest woman in the world…

(since she doesn’t have bubonic plague)

#humor

What can you make with chicken blood and a pentagram? Asking for a friend.

#humor

Just what wealthy executives need: exclusive benefits and discounts.

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Your anger with Tim Cook for kowtowing to Trump is misguided. It’s his job to put Apple’s interests first. #Apple is not “better than that” and they don’t care about you the way you care about their products. Even their holy stance on privacy is nothing more than a competitive advantage.

According to CNN in 2002 when accounting firm Arthur Andersen was shut down the judge considered barring them from auditing pubic companies #OMG what the fuck is a pubic company?!

Social media is not a place to get news and information. It’s a place created by Silicon Valley to steal your time and attention by shoving intellectual junk food into your brain.

#truth #tech #philosophy

The term AI is loaded and misinterpreted by most people. AI chatbots only have the appearance of intelligence. We need to change the term to something more like Illusory Intelligence (II) or Intelligent Autocorrect (IA).

#tech

If you put holy water into a humidifier does it turn the room into a gas chamber for vampires?

#humor #philosophy

Mando whole body deodorant is for pits, privates, and beyond. So what’s beyond privates?

#humor

It seems like Big Mentor owns the prime time ad slot. I’m not sure what to think about this. I need to ask my mentor.

#humor