A friend said that he didn’t understand cloning. I said “that makes two of us.”
About Non Sequiturs
Non Sequiturs is the personal blog of Michael Argentini.
I'm a software developer and Managing Partner for Fynydd and Blue Sequoyah Technologies, the project lead for Coursabi, and Āthepedia founder. I also have several nerdy open source projects on Github.
I'd describe myself as an Oxford comma advocate, autodidact, aspiring polymath, and boffin, with a mechanical keyboard addiction. You can also find me on Mastodon.
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Is it “For fuck sake” or “For fuck's sake”?
It's for a work e-mail, so it's got to sound professional.
Breaking: #Trump refuses to accept the results of the presidential withdrawal, will continue to campaign against Biden.
Whereas (noun): a curse which causes its victim to change into an ass during the full moon. Also see Analthropy.
Me: the bottom of that Florida license plate says “In Goo We Trust”
Wife: it says “In God We Trust”
Me: they’re better off putting their trust in goo. It always comes through for me.
For some reason my macOS terminal app #Warp refuses to quit. The menu option is disabled so I always have to force quit via Activity Monitor. And then it dawned on me: it must be too legit.
NASA is preparing to launch a giant Jiffy Pop into orbit to replenish the dwindling kettle corn supply on the #ISS
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About Non Sequiturs
Non Sequiturs is the personal blog of Michael Argentini.
I'm a software developer and Managing Partner for Fynydd and Blue Sequoyah Technologies, the project lead for Coursabi, and Āthepedia founder. I also have several nerdy open source projects on Github.
I'd describe myself as an Oxford comma advocate, autodidact, aspiring polymath, and boffin, with a mechanical keyboard addiction. You can also find me on Mastodon.
