I didn't realize that “sun & sand” scents came from “pure, natural plant extracts”.

#humor

Make Atlantic Great Again!

#MAGA #humor

Given all the chaos surrounding the Sam Altman firing from OpenAI it looks like AI really is threatening people’s jobs. Well, specific people anyway.

#tech #ai #humor

#humor

#humor

#humor #atheism

Funny thing, I found a flaw in GPT-4 as well…

#humor #spelling #pedantry

Good user interface design is always subjective.

#humor #design #tech

Multitasking

#cats #humor

Data's Ode to Spot

Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

— Data

#StarTrek #STTNG #humor #tv #scifi

Ancestry.com is now offering mixed breed DNA service for dogs because it’s impossible to get a cat to fill a vial with saliva.

#ancestry #tech #humor

Know Your Pet DNA by Ancestry®

petdna.ancestry.com

This is a unicorn. Technically speaking the other one should be called a unihorn.

#unicorn #pedantry #humor

Did you know that they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?

They do it so they can Scandinavian.

#dadjoke #humor

Who reads a magazine while standing behind a big pile of carrots? Are they going to eat the carrots? Why are the carrots on a pedestal? How and why did they get the bent carrot to sit erect at the top of the pile of carrots?

#pd #bentcarrot #commercial #humor

They’re officially changing the name to Drowning Man.

#BurningMan #humor

Burning Man’s ‘Principles’ Encounter a Muddy Fiasco

www.nytimes.com

Zoom wants employees to come back to the office instead of using #Zoom to work remotely. Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

#tech #humor #irony

Zoom, which thrived on the remote work revolution, wants workers back in the office part-time

apnews.com

Vegan leather tastes just like real leather.

#humor

I wonder if #Nutrafol also works on body hair.

#humor

When it comes to #politics I’m more of a mourning person.

#humor

Sydney Powell looks like someone who would put a small child in the chokey.

#Trump #Georgia #indictment #humor

#Trump #Indictment #MugShot #humor

The “Indicted in Atlanta” club.

#Trump #Georgia #Jan6 #TrumpIndictment #humor

When the #BetterSleep commercial talks about “deep brown noise” the fart jokes write themselves.

#humor

#Trump is the Pied Piper of dumbass.

#humor

After record floods Death Valley National Park to be renamed “Life Valley National Park”.

#humor

Record floods strand 1K people in Death Valley National Park

apnews.com