As a software developer, when I hear the term “alpha male” I think these males must be unstable, missing important features, ridden with flaws, and not fit for public use.

#tech #pedantry #humor

Serendipity (noun): when words like brawny and scrawny sound alike because they just should.

#grammar #pedantry

Funny thing, I found a flaw in GPT-4 as well…

#humor #spelling #pedantry

This is a unicorn. Technically speaking the other one should be called a unihorn.

#unicorn #pedantry #humor

Unless the audio recording was made with a tape recorder onto magnetic reeled media, the “tapes” that newscasters keep referencing are not “tapes”. They are digital recordings. They, of all people, should know this.

#news #grammar #pedantry

When #CNN reports that Paul Pelosi was attacked by a hammer, it means that a hammer became mobile, self-aware, and violently triggered by Paul #Pelosi.

#politics #pedantry

If the dictionary allows for one to be discombobulated it should also allow one to be combobulated.

#pedantry #humor

Even times of day are getting jobs.

#pedantry #humor

More redundant adjectives. Popeyes has a “Flounder Fish Sandwich”. I guess that pairs well with their chicken poultry nuggets.

#pedantry

These Windows Updates seem a little dated… and impossible.

#Windows #pedantry #humor

Are AAA batteries really that difficult to acquire and install.

#pedantry #humor

I enjoy correcting grammatical errors on diner menus. Stay back ladies. I’m married.

#pedantry

I just realized that John Cougar Mellencamp thinks that 16-year-olds eat chili dogs by sucking on them.

#pedantry #humor

Grammar. Matters.

#pedantry #humor

I want to know how many fauxs must be killed and skinned to make a leather chair.

#pedantry #humor

If you purchased a FractureMe of an X-Ray of your broken leg, would that be a Fracture of a fracture?

#pedantry #humor

No part of the animal is wasted making these gummies.

#pedantry #humor

WARNING: frozen lobster tails contain shellfish.

#pedantry #humor

To the people at @TotalGym, I don’t think the word “hero” means what you think it means.

#pedantry #humor

Someone needs to show the male on-air talent on #CNN how to tie a proper Windsor knot. These crooked ties have to go.

#pedantry #tv

Look up the word Trumpery. You’re welcome.

#trump #pedantry #humor

Hyperbolic Chamber (noun): medical device used to treat people who over-exaggerate.

#pedantry #humor

Technically speaking, we’re tasting the inside of our own mouths 24/7.

#pedantry #humor

Nugenix commercials: “…and she’ll like it too (wink).” How do they know that my wife will want to take a testosterone booster?

#humor #pedantry

When #Apple #iOS autocorrect changes “assume” to “ass you me both” it reminds me that I am so not worried about a robot apocalypse.

#humor #pedantry