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Did you know that they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?

They do it so they can Scandinavian.

#dadjoke #humor

Sep 7, 2023

Daughter: “Daddy, what’s a protractor?”

Me: “That’s a tractor that gets paid.”

#family #humor #DadJoke

Jun 27, 2015

Our 6-year-old: “Do men smoke?”

Me: “yes.”

Our 6-year-old: “Do dead people smoke?”

Me: “Only if you set them on fire.”

#family #humor #DadJoke

Oct 17, 2012

My 5 year old lost her first tooth today. I really need to stop punching her in the face when she doesn't finish her vegetables.

#family #humor #DadJoke

May 18, 2012

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