#LuigiMangione looks like half the people trying to connect with me on #LinkedIn which makes me even less likely to accept those invitations.

Now THIS is a Christmas I can get behind.

#humor #meme

More Than a Ceiling — Boston

#CityLifeASongOrPoem #HashTagGames

Yes, that’s tuna fish, as in chicken poultry.

#fml

Using AI is like asking a teenager to do something they don't want to do. They use the most pedantic interpretation of your request to both avoid doing the work and to piss you off.

#tech #humor

My signature fragrance is called Elon Musk. It smells like baby powder and arrogance, with abandoned fart undertones.

#humor

Find joy where you can.

#humor #meme

If you’re going to get phished you might as well have fun with it.

#humor #meme

According to my TV I’m gay and need to masturbate while watching a couple guys renovate a kitchen.

#humor #meme

One of the last coal powered sheep. Most today are electric.

#humor #meme

“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.

“So do I,” said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

All of life’s answers lie in J. R. R. Tolkien books.

#philosophy

It’s funny to me (and ironic) that in a #MAGA America Jesus would have been deported.

There should be an app named Spots: dating for shingles.

#humor

Commercials: your product isn’t a “hack” if its purpose is specific to the problem or need in your messaging. Dish detergent isn’t a hack for keeping my dishes clean.

My wife just received a $41 gift card from the Jewel vape class action lawsuit, which she will ironically use to purchase cigarettes.

#humor

Apparently the NRA safety manual states that to safely unload a gun you have to shoot someone.

NRA Gets Bluntly Fact-Checked After Trying To Mock Tim Walz's Handling Of His Shotgun

www.comicsands.com

#meme

The horrors persist, but so do I.

#philosophy

But you have to insert like 3 of them.

#humor #meme

Should people who voted against FEMA funding be denied FEMA financial assistance?

“Go lick your butthole, it’s disgusting.”

— Things I mostly just say to my cat

News Flash: If you’re “pro life” except in cases of rape, incest, and life of the mother, then you are actually pro choice or a hypocrite.

Remember when #Trump sent everyone $1,200 stimulus checks and had his signature put on them even though it was funded with our taxes? Yeah let’s not vote for that guy.

#humor

It's about time…

NIST proposes barring some of the most nonsensical password rules

arstechnica.com

#tech #security

The Waffle House is great, but I’d rather be in a Waffle Home.

#humor