“I wonder if your Gluteus Maximus can be pierced.”
— Our 8-year-old
Non Sequiturs is the personal blog of Michael Argentini.
I'm a software developer and Managing Partner for Fynydd and Blue Sequoyah Technologies, the project lead for Coursabi, and Āthepedia founder. I also have several nerdy open source projects on Github.
I'd describe myself as an Oxford comma advocate, autodidact, aspiring polymath, and boffin, with a mechanical keyboard addiction. You can also find me on Mastodon.
What to name the calendar event for a litter box cleaning reminder? I know: excavate excrement! Pretentious and alliterative.
My wife took my daughter to Party City for birthday party paraphernalia, which made me think: who's the comptroller of Party City?
“Daddy I wish that people with no butt had a butt spray to use every day and they put on their pants and have a butt and it doesn't stain!”
— Our 8-year-old
How I woke up today: Our 7-year old kissing me on the cheek and saying, “Good morning, hoagie pits” and running out of the room.
“Taco cat” spelled backwards is “Taco cat”. #YOUREWELCOME.
Most people don't really know what “agnostic” means, yet they use it as an adjective for everything. I think they're “agnostic-agnostic”.
Chloe: “Daddy, what's 7 + 5?”
Me: “A math problem.”
Chloe: “What does it EQUAL?”
Me: “Do the math.”
Chloe: “I don't feel like it.”
Fun Fact: Dihydrogen Monoxide is a major component of acid rain, and great for removing soil from clothing.
Woman in front of me hands clerk a fifty. “Do you have anything smaller?” I so wanted to say “Our paper currency only comes in one size.”
Our 7-year-old: “I like tulips.”
Me: “I like 3 lips.”
Our 7-year-old: “ugh. I just got Michaeled didn't I?”
When my cat meows for me to come out of the bathroom, I yell that I'm “using the litter box” like she'll understand that better.
Non Sequiturs is the personal blog of Michael Argentini.
I'm a software developer and Managing Partner for Fynydd and Blue Sequoyah Technologies, the project lead for Coursabi, and Āthepedia founder. I also have several nerdy open source projects on Github.
I'd describe myself as an Oxford comma advocate, autodidact, aspiring polymath, and boffin, with a mechanical keyboard addiction. You can also find me on Mastodon.
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