Locking yourself out of the house is the best way to find out that you were never meant to be a burglar.
My undercover video from deep within the bowels of an energy drink testing facility…
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About Non Sequiturs
Non Sequiturs is the personal blog of Michael Argentini.
I'm a software developer and Managing Partner for Fynydd and Blue Sequoyah Technologies, the project lead for Coursabi, and Āthepedia founder. I also have several nerdy open source projects on Github.
I'd describe myself as an Oxford comma advocate, autodidact, aspiring polymath, and boffin, with a mechanical keyboard addiction. You can also find me on Mastodon.
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“I can put it in. I’m old enough to screw.”
— Our 6-year-old
(petitioning me to let her install a battery into a clock radio.)
“UN Team investigating chemical weapons in Syria arrives in Turkey.” They must have used #Apple Maps.
“Mom, a fish used a whoopy cushion under water. How’s that possible? You can’t put a whoopy cushion full of air under water!”
— Our 6-year-old
Unisom: “Sleep like nature intended.” = sleep on manufactured bedding materials while on chemical depressants.
First awakened by cat licking my armpit. Then awakened by different cat jumping and landing on my groin. Funny thing is I don’t own cats.
Contrary to popular feminist opinion, the problem with government isn’t “too much penis”, it’s “too much asshole”. Wrong body part.
#Chloe asked me to recapitate two of her princess dolls. I have to do this every other day. My house is the opposite of revolutionary France.
Study says people who nap live longer. Same study also says that napper’s additional lifespan is spent napping.
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About Non Sequiturs
Non Sequiturs is the personal blog of Michael Argentini.
I'm a software developer and Managing Partner for Fynydd and Blue Sequoyah Technologies, the project lead for Coursabi, and Āthepedia founder. I also have several nerdy open source projects on Github.
I'd describe myself as an Oxford comma advocate, autodidact, aspiring polymath, and boffin, with a mechanical keyboard addiction. You can also find me on Mastodon.
