I love the new TLC show “90 Day Beyoncé” where foreigners have 90 days to “put a ring on it.”
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Non Sequiturs is the personal blog of Michael Argentini.
I'm a software developer and Managing Partner for Fynydd and Blue Sequoyah Technologies, the project lead for Coursabi, and Āthepedia founder. I also have several nerdy open source projects on Github.
I'd describe myself as an Oxford comma advocate, autodidact, aspiring polymath, and boffin, with a mechanical keyboard addiction. You can also find me on Mastodon.
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Given this and the fact that my hard disk has a capacity of 360GB, I wish that #Microsoft was my bank.
It’s funny how people are afraid to vote for Bernie Sanders because he’s a democratic socialist, but they’ll happily take money from the government during a pandemic.
Urethra Franklin #humor
Nugenix commercials: “…and she’ll like it too (wink).” How do they know that my wife will want to take a testosterone booster?
Regarding Medicare For All, if you “love your health insurance” you need to use it to go to the doctor and get treated for Stockholm Syndrome.
So you can go to a specialist after your health insurance tells you it’s covered and no referrals are necessary, and the insurance company can still refuse to pay if the diagnosis isn’t “covered”. But yeah, people love their health insurance and don’t want single payer why?
When #Apple #iOS autocorrect changes “assume” to “ass you me both” it reminds me that I am so not worried about a robot apocalypse.
Does anyone else think it’s weird that a veterinarian can save a cow’s life and then eat a steak for dinner?
It’s interesting that the people who think violent video games are bad seem to forget that prior to that kids would play cowboys and indians with cap guns, re-enacting the slaughter of native Americans.
Walmart pulls in-store displays for violent video games but keeps selling guns because dumb people believe that helps.
I just read a tech article with only one period. Every other sentence ended with an exclamation point. Now I hate enthusiasm. Thanks Internet.
It’s weird that vegetarians like their vegetables combined and pressed into a patty that looks and tastes like meat. It’s like a food version of Brokeback Mountain. “Meat: I just can’t quit you.”
I wonder if there’s an alternate universe where carnitarians eat their meats combined and formed into tiny shapes that look and taste like vegetables.
When you see “5Ge” on your AT&T Wireless phone it’s really just 4G. It would be nice if carriers didn’t lie to us in order to compete with each other.
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About Non Sequiturs
Non Sequiturs is the personal blog of Michael Argentini.
I'm a software developer and Managing Partner for Fynydd and Blue Sequoyah Technologies, the project lead for Coursabi, and Āthepedia founder. I also have several nerdy open source projects on Github.
I'd describe myself as an Oxford comma advocate, autodidact, aspiring polymath, and boffin, with a mechanical keyboard addiction. You can also find me on Mastodon.
