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Remember when a Presidential controversy was wearing a tan suit one time?

#politics

Aug 13, 2020

The U.S. Postal Service cares. They care so much that they included the severed finger in the bag with the damaged piece of mail.

#humor #family

Jul 29, 2020

We should simply judge words and deeds without attaching ourselves to people or parties. It’s liberating to be critical of leadership without the umbilical relationship they so desperately want us to have.

#politics #opinion

Jul 12, 2020

Technically speaking, we’re tasting the inside of our own mouths 24/7.

#pedantry #humor

Jul 11, 2020

What could possibly go wrong when this #Windows 10 Update completes?

#tech #humor

Jun 4, 2020

We’ve had voting by mail since the Civil War, and in the last 2 Federal elections 1 in 4 people voted by mail. Five states have universal all mail voting with ballots sent to every eligible voter. In 29 states you can request an absentee ballot for any reason.

#politics

Jun 1, 2020

If you’re going to wear a mask make it as enjoyable as possible. Mine has #Cthulhu on it.

#covid #humor #cthulhu

May 30, 2020

Still wondering why I have to explicitly run things as Administrator when I’m logged into #Windows as an administrator.

#tech #opinion

May 28, 2020

Before you complain about businesses forcing you to wear a face mask for health reasons, in most cases they’ve been forcing you to wear a shirt and shoes for no reason other than propriety, and no one cared.

#covid #opinion

May 16, 2020

I love the new TLC show “90 Day Beyoncé” where foreigners have 90 days to “put a ring on it.”

#tv #humor

May 11, 2020

Given this and the fact that my hard disk has a capacity of 360GB, I wish that #Microsoft was my bank.

#Windows #tech #humor

May 11, 2020

All code is opinionated. Some developers just have shit opinions.

#tech #humor

Apr 27, 2020

It’s funny how people are afraid to vote for Bernie Sanders because he’s a democratic socialist, but they’ll happily take money from the government during a pandemic.

#covid #politics

Mar 18, 2020

#iOS auto-corrected “Democratic Party” to “Semicratic Larry”. Holy fuckballs.

#Apple #humor

Mar 3, 2020

Someone is putting cowboy hats on pigeons in Las Vegas. YOU’RE WELCOME.

#humor #YOUREWELCOME

Dec 11, 2019

Urethra Franklin #humor

Dec 2, 2019

According to commercials people that need blood thinners love to serve salad.

#opinion #humor

Nov 25, 2019

Nugenix commercials: “…and she’ll like it too (wink).” How do they know that my wife will want to take a testosterone booster?

#humor #pedantry

Nov 2, 2019

Everyone is so concerned with the Kurds but no one is talking about the whey.

#politics #humor

Oct 17, 2019

I also just realized that “Lindsey Graham” is not a shitty cookie.

#politics #humor

Oct 17, 2019

I just realized that “Lindsey Graham” is not a type of unwelcome correspondence.

#politics #humor

Oct 17, 2019

Regarding Medicare For All, if you “love your health insurance” you need to use it to go to the doctor and get treated for Stockholm Syndrome.

#politics #humor

Oct 16, 2019

Cats lick themselves because cats are delicious.

#cats #humor

Sep 30, 2019

So you can go to a specialist after your health insurance tells you it’s covered and no referrals are necessary, and the insurance company can still refuse to pay if the diagnosis isn’t “covered”. But yeah, people love their health insurance and don’t want single payer why?

#politics #opinion

Sep 14, 2019

When #Apple #iOS autocorrect changes “assume” to “ass you me both” it reminds me that I am so not worried about a robot apocalypse.

#humor #pedantry

Sep 4, 2019

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