According to our 5-year-old my name is “mommyimeandaddy”.
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Non Sequiturs is the personal blog of Michael Argentini.
I'm a software developer and Managing Partner for Fynydd and Blue Sequoyah Technologies, the project lead for Coursabi, and Āthepedia founder. I also have several nerdy open source projects on Github.
I'd describe myself as an Oxford comma advocate, autodidact, aspiring polymath, and boffin, with a mechanical keyboard addiction. You can also find me on Mastodon.
Told our 5-year-old doctor that I had problems hearing after she screamed in my ear to wake me. She told me I had ear laryngitis.
I wonder if the toilets in Star Trek just transport the pee and poo right out of you. And if so, to which location are they transported?
We do have socialized medicine… at the airport. Free full-body x-ray, breast exams, and if you behave properly, a free colonoscopy.
My 5 year old lost her first tooth today. I really need to stop punching her in the face when she doesn't finish her vegetables.
“Daddy you know where everything is, like Easter Island and the store. What kind of undergarments am I wearing?”
— Our 5-year-old
“Why do super heroes wear tight pants? And why do rock stars wear tight pants too?”
— Our 5-year-old
You know you have a small ass when you overhear your doctor refer to it as “the patient's gluteus minimus”.
I just found out that “homophobia” is not a condition whereby a person is afraid to be at home. Regretting many years of misusing the word.
“I'm afraid that if I lose my tooth I'll look stupid. I'll look like a jerk with a big grown up tooth.”
— Our 5-year-old
Our 6-year-old: “Daddy I love you more than ice cream.”
Made my heart melt.
Our 6-year-old: “I love you more than bee stings. Get it? I don't even like bee stings!”
Bam.
Non Sequiturs is the personal blog of Michael Argentini.
I'm a software developer and Managing Partner for Fynydd and Blue Sequoyah Technologies, the project lead for Coursabi, and Āthepedia founder. I also have several nerdy open source projects on Github.
I'd describe myself as an Oxford comma advocate, autodidact, aspiring polymath, and boffin, with a mechanical keyboard addiction. You can also find me on Mastodon.
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