I just found out that the VA in China is called the Vachina.

#humor

It’s interesting that the people who think violent video games are bad seem to forget that prior to that kids would play cowboys and indians with cap guns, re-enacting the slaughter of native Americans.

#opinion

Walmart pulls in-store displays for violent video games but keeps selling guns because dumb people believe that helps.

#opinion

Holy shit. Video games really ARE the cause of all this violence!

#hitler #xbox #humor

I just read a tech article with only one period. Every other sentence ended with an exclamation point. Now I hate enthusiasm. Thanks Internet.

#pedantry #tech #humor

It’s weird that vegetarians like their vegetables combined and pressed into a patty that looks and tastes like meat. It’s like a food version of Brokeback Mountain. “Meat: I just can’t quit you.”

#humor

I wonder if there’s an alternate universe where carnitarians eat their meats combined and formed into tiny shapes that look and taste like vegetables.

#humor

When you see “5Ge” on your AT&T Wireless phone it’s really just 4G. It would be nice if carriers didn’t lie to us in order to compete with each other.

#tech

According to this billboard the wedding of my dreams involves a #Windows Vista device activation dialog.

#humor

Surprisingly the chairs at The Melting Pot remain solid throughout the entire meal.

#humor

Watching a commercial for that digital exercise mirror and I realized that all it really has to do is show you a picture of someone good-looking.

#tech #opinion #humor

“Dad, if a bra is called an over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder, why aren’t men’s underwear called an under-the-butt-nut-hut?”

— Our 12-year-old

#family #humor #chloe

Can you imagine having to work this way because your MacBook keyboard is so uncomfortable? #Apple it’s time for a new MBP keyboard.

#tech #Mac #opinion

If you look closely that coffee cup on Game of Thrones was actually from Starkbucks.

#tv #humor

George R. R. Martin wrote: “Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armour yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.”

To which I ask “what if you’re an asshole?”

#tv #humor

“Curiosity Stream” is when your urine isn't yellow.

#humor

I think that anti-vaxxers are really people who never got over their fear of needles.

#humor

Really disappointed that the movie Mary Queen of Scots didn’t have a post-credits scene.

#movies #humor

More proof that the general public has no idea what programmers do.

#pedantry #tech #humor

I’m totally rocking the quinquagenarian lifestyle.

#pedantry #humor

Last night I got charged by a growling raccoon. I’m married with kids. So I was ready.

#family #humor

This #SuperBowl is like watching erectile dysfunction porn.

#sports #humor

While reading tech articles I just saw an article titled “backend as a service”. Is that even legal?

#tech #humor

YES!!1! YES YES YES!!1!!

Microsoft is building a Chromium-powered web browser that will replace Edge on Windows 10

m.windowscentral.com

#Windows #tech

“A man who has to be chained to his bed has problems.”

Excerpt From Belgarath the Sorcerer by David Eddings

#humor #wisdom