“Curiosity Stream” is when your urine isn't yellow.

#humor

I think that anti-vaxxers are really people who never got over their fear of needles.

#humor

Really disappointed that the movie Mary Queen of Scots didn’t have a post-credits scene.

#movies #humor

More proof that the general public has no idea what programmers do.

#pedantry #tech #humor

I’m totally rocking the quinquagenarian lifestyle.

#pedantry #humor

Last night I got charged by a growling raccoon. I’m married with kids. So I was ready.

#family #humor

This #SuperBowl is like watching erectile dysfunction porn.

#sports #humor

While reading tech articles I just saw an article titled “backend as a service”. Is that even legal?

#tech #humor

YES!!1! YES YES YES!!1!!

Microsoft is building a Chromium-powered web browser that will replace Edge on Windows 10

m.windowscentral.com

#Windows #tech

“A man who has to be chained to his bed has problems.”

Excerpt From Belgarath the Sorcerer by David Eddings

#humor #wisdom

Want to use the terminal music player CMUS on your #Mac? Use Homebrew with the following bash commands:

brew install ffmpeg
brew install cmus --HEAD --with-ffmpeg

#Apple #tech #recommendation

For whatever reason I wasn’t an Alice In Chains fan until they reformed with William DuVall. That said, they’re now one of my favorite bands. And the new album “Rainier Fog” could be one of the best rock albums I’ve ever heard.

#music #recommendation

If you’re trying to sound authoritative and you say “tape” or “taping” when you mean “recording”, you’ve already lost us. No one is recording on tape.

#tv #pedantry

Hey Applebees do riblets come from piglets?

#humor

Technically speaking, if you say that you’re speechless, you’re not.

#pedantry

“The two most common things in the Universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”

— Harlan Ellison

#humor

My company, #Fynydd, has some availability in the next quarter to take on new project work. If you could use help with user interface design, a desktop or mobile app, marketing website, intranet, or software service product, let me know. We'd love to help!

Fynydd Is A Software Design & Development Company

fynydd.com

#tech #recommendation #code

I love fine print. Empire Today offers $50 per extra room when you get flooring. Apparently that excludes materials, pad, and installation. I wonder what it actually includes.

#tv #humor

If I were a manatee I’d want to be named Hugh.

#humor

Hey Lacroix Water, I found this silver can in a box of cran-berry from Target. Do I win a tour of the water factory? I want to see the orange dwarves.

#humor

I’m still not sure why Ancestry DNA requires a sperm sample.

#humor

That’s it. Boston Dynamics is going to get us all killed in a robot apocalypse.

- YouTube

youtu.be

#tech

“Gwyneth Paltrow’s Company Goop Pushes An At-Home Coffee Enema Kit In Its Latest Beauty Guide.”

I'm waiting for the “at my adult child’s apartment” enema kit.

#humor

“Gwyneth Paltrow’s Company Goop Pushes An At-Home Coffee Enema Kit In Its Latest Beauty Guide.”

Where else would you give yourself an enema?

#humor

PARENTING PRO TIP: Those things we use to store old plastic grocery store bags are also great for teaching kids how a human colon works.

#humor #YOUREWELCOME