I've come to the conclusion that one of our cats is decorative, and the other is interactive.
Terry Gilliam - The Christmas Card
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Non Sequiturs is the personal blog of Michael Argentini.
I'm a software developer and Managing Partner for Fynydd and Blue Sequoyah Technologies, the project lead for Coursabi, and Āthepedia founder. I also have several nerdy open source projects on Github.
I'd describe myself as an Oxford comma advocate, autodidact, aspiring polymath, and boffin, with a mechanical keyboard addiction. You can also find me on Mastodon.
Things you never thought you'd say: “Pay attention! You're petting the cat's balls. Stop watching TV and pet the cat properly.”
Server to our 5-year-old: “What did you ask Santa to get you for Christmas?”
Our 5-year-old: “Supreme Court stuff.”
Our 5-year-old: “Why do I have to go to bed when it's early in the morning?”
Me: “It's not morning.”
Our 5-year-old: “It is in my world. This is my world now.”
Our 5-year-old: “Look, mommy, a pond!”
Mom: “No, that's marshland.”
Our 5-year-old: “Do Martians live there?”
Not sure whether I should be flattered or insulted. Dentist used photos of my mouth in their brochure to show off Invisalign skills.
“If I want to look like a grown up I also have to talk and act like a grown up.”
— Our 5-year-old (regarding big kid PJs)
Last American Who Knew What The Fuck He Was Doing Dies.
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From 1.0 To Windows 8, How Far Microsoft Has Come…
www.cultofmac.com
Me to our 4-year-old: “Sorry, we don't have any gherkins for you to try.”
Our 4-year-old: “I just want the damn pickles.”
Non Sequiturs is the personal blog of Michael Argentini.
I'm a software developer and Managing Partner for Fynydd and Blue Sequoyah Technologies, the project lead for Coursabi, and Āthepedia founder. I also have several nerdy open source projects on Github.
I'd describe myself as an Oxford comma advocate, autodidact, aspiring polymath, and boffin, with a mechanical keyboard addiction. You can also find me on Mastodon.
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