Anatomically correct unicorn.

#pedantry #humor

Prefamulated amulite surmounted by a maleable logarythmic casing. We all need this.

- YouTube

www.youtube.com

#humor

Happy Zombie Jesus Day! Remember: nails don’t kill him. You have to remove his head.

#atheism #humor

I wonder if the new #IKEA smart lightbulbs come in a box with glass domes, screw connectors, and unsoldered LEDs.

#humor

Why people use ad blockers on the iMore website: More ads than content. All ads are for Android phones on an #Apple news site. Errant click = lost.

#iOS #tech #opinion

For the record, I’m all about the Oxford comma.

#pedantry

#iPhone autocorrect, you win. I’m just going to call them “hit dogs” and start living the dream.

#Apple #iOS #humor

Ironically, the site is down right now.

Helps you find whether the website you are trying to browse is down or not. Check if the website is down just for you or everyone around the globe.

isitdownrightnow.com

#tech #humor

Asked wife what I should bring home from store. iOS spell correct reminded me of the BIG difference between “fruit cups” and “fruit cops”.

#pedantry #humor #Apple #iOS

Risk is wearing Apple EarPods while urinating standing up.

#Apple #humor

I came up with a term for that hairspray helmet elderly women sometimes have: geriatric topiary.

#pedantry #humor

iOS autocorrects “ewok” to “WWII”. Where do I begin…

#Apple #iOS #humor

Your car is not, and does not, look like a reindeer.

#opinion #humor #pedantry

Great Christmas gift for cat owners. Bedazzle your cat’s butthole.

- YouTube

m.youtube.com

#humor #cats #recommendation #YOUREWELCOME

So much hoopla about athletes sitting out anthem. Why do we even sing the anthem at games? We don’t sing it before a movie. Non sequitur.

#pedantry #opinion

Technically, we already live on “The Planet of the Apes”. We are apes. Chimps, bonobos, & gorillas are our cousins. They, too, are apes.

#pedantry #atheism #science

I’m going to ruin two things for you: #StarWars and #Christmas.

The Star Wars Holiday Special (Complete Movie)

youtu.be

#YOUREWELCOME

The more I use other languages & web dev platforms, the more I appreciate the power and reliability of C# and .NET.

ASP.NET Core, an open-source web development framework | .NET

asp.net

#code #dotnet #tech #csharp

The W1 chip doesn’t make the connection more reliable. Use of class 1 Bluetooth does; 10x the distance and interference resistance.

#Apple #tech

I wish these political surrogates would just tell us the fact of the matter or the truth or the reality of the situation.

#political #tv #humor

Eat a chocolate chip cookie before you brush your teeth. It’s like brushing with Junior Mints.

#YOUREWELCOME #humor

“You need a root canal. Why not do it yourself?” (if Wix was a dental office).

#tech #humor

Irony: the new water resistant #Apple #iPhone 7 has a warranty that doesn’t cover liquid damage.

You can’t hedge on this. It’s either jimmies OR sprinkles.

#ItsJimmies #humor #pedantry

Let's hope this is a trend.

#opinion