It’s official: no one can make a decent cheese grater. Mars we can do. Grate cheese? Not so much.

#food #humor

Today in school our 9-year-old actually had to compare apples and oranges. They were surprisingly similar.

#pedantry #family #humor

Human DNA found on the Shroud of Turin. Human DNA found in hot dogs. Therefore Jesus was a hot dog.

#atheism #humor

“The only stencil in art is your mind.”

— Our 9-year-old

#family #wisdom #chloe

Our 9-year-old just made a Halloween Advent Calendar.

#family

So apparently there’s a WordPress plugin named “WangGuard”.

#tech #humor

Didn’t one of the Village People dress up as a macrobiologist?

#humor

“Gwynedd Mercy University: helping students earn their degrees for over 50 years.” That's a long time to go to school.

#pedantry #humor

Hey Ohio, read up on the naming history of Cape Canaveral before you freak out about renaming Mt. McKinley back to Denali.

#denali #mckinley

“And I-ran… Iran’s so far away…”

#music #humor

Biologists discover evidence of the elusive unipus, the one-armed ancestor of the modern octopus. Wait. It was an eel.

#science #humor

Sci Show episode "What causes sunburns?"… um, I’ll go out on a limb and say “the sun”.

#humor

Neil Young removed music from streaming because it’s the “worst quality in the history of broadcasting” yet he was fine with FM radio.

#music #opinion

KFC commercial ends with “…it’s finger.” I KNEW IT!

#humor

Cruising in my MINI. Then I saw someone’s grandmother driving the same car as me. Same color. Cooler mirrors. Time to get a new car.

#family #humor

Daughter: “Daddy, what’s a protractor?”

Me: “That’s a tractor that gets paid.”

#family #humor #DadJoke

When your #twitter timeline goes horribly wrong.

#humor

I think we can all agree that Chris Christie should NEVER wear athletic pants.

#humor #politics

Before the Newton and Palm Pilot… before we were ready to give up paper, there was the Casio BOSS. I loved mine!

#tech #gadget

Callipygian: pertaining to or having finely developed buttocks. #YOUREWELCOME.

#pedantry #humor

While shopping I realized that they really need to put the boogey boards near the Kleenex.

#humor #pedantry

We have a right to offend people and they have a right to complain. It’s called discourse. Ideas don’t have dignity.

#opinion

Our 8-year-old pulls rice out of her sleeve at Chipotle and declares “I’m full of grains.”

#family #humor #chloe

How many permutations of the term “clean up” can we put in this dialog? LOTS.

#Windows #tech #pedantry

“I wonder if your Gluteus Maximus can be pierced.”

— Our 8-year-old

#family #humor #chloe