Woman in front of me hands clerk a fifty. “Do you have anything smaller?” I so wanted to say “Our paper currency only comes in one size.”
About Non Sequiturs
Non Sequiturs is the personal blog of Michael Argentini.
I'm a software developer and Managing Partner for Fynydd and Blue Sequoyah Technologies, the project lead for Coursabi, and Āthepedia founder. I also have several nerdy open source projects on Github.
I'd describe myself as an Oxford comma advocate, autodidact, aspiring polymath, and boffin, with a mechanical keyboard addiction. You can also find me on Mastodon.
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Our 7-year-old: “I like tulips.”
Me: “I like 3 lips.”
Our 7-year-old: “ugh. I just got Michaeled didn't I?”
When my cat meows for me to come out of the bathroom, I yell that I'm “using the litter box” like she'll understand that better.
Hey CNN you shouldn't return from every single commercial break with a “Breaking News” segue. Repeated conjecture is not breaking news.
Ironically, though children have better hearing than adults, they don't understand nearly as much of what they hear.
Funny, Ham debunks scientific dating techniques but is happy to use them to prove how old the original Bible documents are.
At Thanksgiving I prefer to bake stuffing in a dish because it's a pain in the butt to get the turkey to eat all that stuffing.
“Daddy, while you make that sandwich, let's play a game. I'll ask you if something is legal or not legal.”
— Our 7-year-old
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About Non Sequiturs
Non Sequiturs is the personal blog of Michael Argentini.
I'm a software developer and Managing Partner for Fynydd and Blue Sequoyah Technologies, the project lead for Coursabi, and Āthepedia founder. I also have several nerdy open source projects on Github.
I'd describe myself as an Oxford comma advocate, autodidact, aspiring polymath, and boffin, with a mechanical keyboard addiction. You can also find me on Mastodon.
