“Mom, a fish used a whoopy cushion under water. How’s that possible? You can’t put a whoopy cushion full of air under water!”
— Our 6-year-old
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About Non Sequiturs
Non Sequiturs is the personal blog of Michael Argentini.
I'm a software developer and Managing Partner for Fynydd and Blue Sequoyah Technologies, the project lead for Coursabi, and Āthepedia founder. I also have several nerdy open source projects on Github.
I'd describe myself as an Oxford comma advocate, autodidact, aspiring polymath, and boffin, with a mechanical keyboard addiction. You can also find me on Mastodon.
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Unisom: “Sleep like nature intended.” = sleep on manufactured bedding materials while on chemical depressants.
First awakened by cat licking my armpit. Then awakened by different cat jumping and landing on my groin. Funny thing is I don’t own cats.
Contrary to popular feminist opinion, the problem with government isn’t “too much penis”, it’s “too much asshole”. Wrong body part.
#Chloe asked me to recapitate two of her princess dolls. I have to do this every other day. My house is the opposite of revolutionary France.
Study says people who nap live longer. Same study also says that napper’s additional lifespan is spent napping.
I got desperate and scratched my back with a pair of pliers. I looked like a monkey wrestling a cardigan.
Our 6-year-old: “Do men smoke?”
Me: “yes.”
Our 6-year-old: “Do dead people smoke?”
Me: “Only if you set them on fire.”
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About Non Sequiturs
Non Sequiturs is the personal blog of Michael Argentini.
I'm a software developer and Managing Partner for Fynydd and Blue Sequoyah Technologies, the project lead for Coursabi, and Āthepedia founder. I also have several nerdy open source projects on Github.
I'd describe myself as an Oxford comma advocate, autodidact, aspiring polymath, and boffin, with a mechanical keyboard addiction. You can also find me on Mastodon.
