Locking yourself out of the house is the best way to find out that you were never meant to be a burglar.
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Non Sequiturs is the personal blog of Michael Argentini.
I'm a software developer and Managing Partner for Fynydd and Blue Sequoyah Technologies, the project lead for Coursabi, and Āthepedia founder. I also have several nerdy open source projects on Github.
I'd describe myself as an Oxford comma advocate, autodidact, aspiring polymath, and boffin, with a mechanical keyboard addiction. You can also find me on Mastodon.
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“I can put it in. I’m old enough to screw.”
— Our 6-year-old
(petitioning me to let her install a battery into a clock radio.)
“UN Team investigating chemical weapons in Syria arrives in Turkey.” They must have used #Apple Maps.
“Mom, a fish used a whoopy cushion under water. How’s that possible? You can’t put a whoopy cushion full of air under water!”
— Our 6-year-old
Unisom: “Sleep like nature intended.” = sleep on manufactured bedding materials while on chemical depressants.
First awakened by cat licking my armpit. Then awakened by different cat jumping and landing on my groin. Funny thing is I don’t own cats.
Contrary to popular feminist opinion, the problem with government isn’t “too much penis”, it’s “too much asshole”. Wrong body part.
#Chloe asked me to recapitate two of her princess dolls. I have to do this every other day. My house is the opposite of revolutionary France.
Pretty cool cross-platform mobile development tool. It has C# syntax too.
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Study says people who nap live longer. Same study also says that napper’s additional lifespan is spent napping.
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About Non Sequiturs
Non Sequiturs is the personal blog of Michael Argentini.
I'm a software developer and Managing Partner for Fynydd and Blue Sequoyah Technologies, the project lead for Coursabi, and Āthepedia founder. I also have several nerdy open source projects on Github.
I'd describe myself as an Oxford comma advocate, autodidact, aspiring polymath, and boffin, with a mechanical keyboard addiction. You can also find me on Mastodon.
