Managing the Fynydd booth at SemTech, San Francisco.

#fynydd #tech

Enlarging the iPhone is a natural design progression after years of seeing a platform evolve and understanding how people use it.

#tech #opinion

Very convincing.

#family #humor #chloe

We implanted a tracking chip into each our cats. You won't believe how we have to change the batteries.

#cats #family #humor

Cue the horror movie music… This is what I see out my front door right now.

#family #humor

According to our 5-year-old my name is “mommyimeandaddy”.

#family #humor #chloe

Told our 5-year-old doctor that I had problems hearing after she screamed in my ear to wake me. She told me I had ear laryngitis.

#family #humor #chloe

I wonder if the toilets in Star Trek just transport the pee and poo right out of you. And if so, to which location are they transported?

#pedantry #StarTrek #humor

“My middle name is group hug.”

— Our 5-year-old

#family #humor #chloe

We do have socialized medicine… at the airport. Free full-body x-ray, breast exams, and if you behave properly, a free colonoscopy.

#TSA #humor

My 5 year old lost her first tooth today. I really need to stop punching her in the face when she doesn't finish her vegetables.

#family #humor #DadJoke

“That sound can only mean one thing: that's my dad.”

— Our 5-year-old

#family #humor #chloe

Uh oh.

#family #chloe

“Science is not my god, but it may well be my salvation.”

— Peter Thompson (The Guardian)

#atheism #philosophy

Queen #Chloe on her throne. You may approach with your gifts.

#family #humor

Interesting. Buying the #Mac OS X Lion server components modifies your recovery partition such that reinstalls of the OS are server edition.

#Apple #tech

Just sitting around, watching TV.

#family #humor #chloe

“Daddy, while you drive home, I'll admire my crown.”

— Our 5-year-old

#family #humor #chloe

“Daddy you know where everything is, like Easter Island and the store. What kind of undergarments am I wearing?”

— Our 5-year-old

#family #humor #chloe

“Why do super heroes wear tight pants? And why do rock stars wear tight pants too?”

— Our 5-year-old

#family #humor #chloe

Cat or weasel?

#cats

Remember those long drives to grandmom's house?

#family #chloe

You know you have a small ass when you overhear your doctor refer to it as “the patient's gluteus minimus”.

#family #humor

Learning how to use a steak knife makes our 5-year-old eat more of her dinner.

#family #chloe

#Chloe made a Seussian speck out of combed cat hair.

#family