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Up late with a sick little bean. “My belly doesn't feel very good. This is the worst day ever.” So cute and so sad all at the same time.

#family #chloe

Jan 8, 2012

This ad really IS brilliant. Took me a couple views to get it.

smart thief caught on cam
smart thief caught on cam

youtu.be

#humor

Jan 7, 2012

I've come to the conclusion that one of our cats is decorative, and the other is interactive.

#cats #humor

Jan 1, 2012

Terry Gilliam: The Christmas Card.

 - YouTube
- YouTube

www.youtube.com

#humor

Dec 22, 2011

The entirety of our populous cannot be adequately categorized within two parties representing narrow ideological extremes.

#politics #philosophy

Dec 21, 2011

Things you never thought you'd say: “Pay attention! You're petting the cat's balls. Stop watching TV and pet the cat properly.”

#family #humor #chloe

Dec 17, 2011

God damn it. Christopher Hitchens has passed. What a terrible loss for all of us. The collective human IQ just dropped 50 points.

#atheism

Dec 16, 2011

Holiday gift buying tip: don't buy your wife a Visa gift card and pay for it with your Visa.

#family #humor

Dec 12, 2011

Our 5-year-old pulls a Varuca Salt on me: “Daddy, you ALWAYS make things difficult.”

#family #humor #chloe

Dec 8, 2011

Server to our 5-year-old: “What did you ask Santa to get you for Christmas?”

Our 5-year-old: “Supreme Court stuff.”

#family #humor #chloe

Dec 5, 2011

I could have written this one. Seriously.

#opinion

Dec 5, 2011

“I put my socks out there [in the hamper]. They smelled like Minnesota.”

— Our 5-year-old

#family #humor #chloe

Dec 5, 2011

“What is that horrible stench? Mommy, want to smell my farts?”

— Our 5-year-old

#family #humor #chloe

Dec 1, 2011

Our 5-year-old: “Why do I have to go to bed when it's early in the morning?”

Me: “It's not morning.”

Our 5-year-old: “It is in my world. This is my world now.”

#family #humor #chloe

Dec 1, 2011

“Daddy, there's a cave. Let's go spelunking.”

— Our 5-year-old

#family #humor #chloe

Nov 29, 2011

“Be quiet you blathering fool.”

— Our 5-year-old (to me)

#family #humor #chloe

Nov 25, 2011

Our 5-year-old: “Look, mommy, a pond!”

Mom: “No, that's marshland.”

Our 5-year-old: “Do Martians live there?”

#family #humor #chloe

Nov 24, 2011

Not sure whether I should be flattered or insulted. Dentist used photos of my mouth in their brochure to show off Invisalign skills.

#family #humor

Nov 23, 2011

As I squeezed some soy beans out of the pod…

“Daddy, they're giving birth.”

— Our 5-year-old

#family #humor #chloe

Nov 12, 2011

Honda's ASIMO robot sheds a few pounds, gets all autonomous on us.

#science #tech

Nov 8, 2011

“If I want to look like a grown up I also have to talk and act like a grown up.”

— Our 5-year-old (regarding big kid PJs)

#family #humor #chloe

Oct 29, 2011

Great resource for any human to use to facilitate socialization with other humans.

#philosophy #humor

Oct 10, 2011

Reflecting on the joy I had in a brief meeting with Richard Dawkins at a book signing where I was able to thank him for “The God Delusion”.

#family #atheism

Oct 7, 2011

Last American Who Knew What The Fuck He Was Doing Dies.

#apple #humor

Oct 6, 2011

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