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If I’ve learned one thing from #StarTrek Mirror Universe episodes, it’s that goatees are the most evil of facial hair styles.
Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign?
My wife had a great idea: start a #GoFundMe to raise money for bribing #SCOTUS judges.
All these commercials for Crepe Erase prove that Big Pancake must be stopped.
#humor
Why make your customer service better when you can use AI to make your angry customers sound happy?
SoftBank’s new AI makes angry customers sound calm on phone | The Asahi Shimbun: Breaking News, Japan News and Analysis
www.asahi.com
#tech #ridiculous
Wow. Dennis Quaid is as batshit crazy as his brother Randy.
#trump
In Florida, convicted felons lose the right to vote, serve on a jury, hold public office, and cannot be issued some professional licenses such as real estate.
#Trump lives in Florida. So as of today he can't do business there or vote for himself.
Stereo is just mono e mono.
#humor
Me: the bottom of that Florida license plate says “In Goo We Trust”
Wife: it says “In God We Trust”
Me: they’re better off putting their trust in goo. It always comes through for me.
#humor
Watching Star Trek TOS for nostalgia’s sake and realized you can hear the bridge set creaking when the crew walk around.
So you could say they are up ships creak without a battle.
#startrektos
The term pro bono implies the existence of an amateur bono.
#humor #pedantry
You’d have to be a boron to watch the movie “The Fifth Element”.
Boron - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
Virginia continues to keep it classy.
In reversal, Virginia school board votes to restore Confederate names to 2 schools
apnews.com
#gop #maga #racists
For some reason my macOS terminal app #Warp refuses to quit. The menu option is disabled so I always have to force quit via Activity Monitor. And then it dawned on me: it must be too legit.
#humor #dadjokes #popmusic
Getting Slurpees on May 4th. Disappointed they didn’t have special flavors like Chewbacca Cherry or C3-P-Orange.
#StarWars
Someone needs to tell the #Umbraco CMS team that when a release is only 82% done it is NOT a release candidate. It literally cannot be released in this state.
Imagine the possibilities… Even if the claims of over 1G of force don't prove to be true, just making a 1 ton shipping pallet weigh a few pounds would be transformational.
NASA Veteran’s Propellantless Propulsion Drive That Physics Says Shouldn’t Work Just Produced Enough Thrust to Overcome Earth’s Gravity - The Debrief
thedebrief.org
#tech #science
NASA is preparing to launch a giant Jiffy Pop into orbit to replenish the dwindling kettle corn supply on the #ISS
#humor
Roman.com changed their name to ro.co and now it’s boners-r-us.com.
#humor