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Democrats don’t need to smuggle illegal immigrants into the US to grow their voter base. Republicans do it for them every time they take away more of our rights.
#politics #gop
The juice has expired.
O.J. Simpson, legendary football player and actor brought down by his murder trial, dies at 76
apnews.com
#humor
Seeing the sun completely eclipsed by the clouds was a life-changing moment.
#humor
I’ve got news for you: that Long Island Medium is not a real medium. She’s a large.
#humor
Talking about someone behind their back makes no sense. Behind your back is in front of you. So they’ll totally know what you’re saying about them.
#humor
Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.
#humor
If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, “Did you bring the money?”
#humor
I can't tell you how many times the “Today In History” section of apnews.com has totally discombobulated me. It takes me at least an hour to recombobulate.
#humor
Maybe we can solve this Holy Water shortage by just having the Pope bless the ocean. Bonus: we’d also solve the problem with vampires attacking people at the beach.
#humor
What’s the name of that song about girls with fat bottoms that influence earth’s rotation?
#humor
What is your favorite song about someone who weaves dreams that can get people through a bad night?
#humor
Did you know that McDonald’s also sells laxatives?
#humor
Is your cat a chonk?
#cats
Super astronomy nerd joke right here.
#humor
If the Oak Island team ever finds treasure it will probably be a cache of ox shoes and cribbing spikes.
#humor
Shel Silverstein predicted Chat-GPT in 1981.
#humor
So if IVF embryos are legally considered children can we claim them as dependents on our taxes? Can we do this every year since they never physically age? Do they legally age each year giving them the right to vote in 18 years? If they were implanted after 20 years would they qualify for social security at age 35? I have questions.
#gop #philosophy
Sometimes I think that parents send infuriating MAGA texts to their kids just to get a text message from them between holidays.
#humor #trump #maga #gop
MAGA is a dirty word. It’s a word that requires blind support for Trump; leave your critical thinking skills at the door. Bend to your confirmation bias. As Trump once said at a Veterans of Foreign Wars Convention in Kansas City, Mo, “don’t believe what you’re reading or seeing”. And his credulous supporters are happy to oblige. It’s madness.
#Trump #MAGA #GOP
It looks like we’re on-track to have VGER come back with so much research data that it will inadvertently destroy the earth.
NASA's Voyager probe stopped communicating. There's no quick fix.
mashable.com
#startrek #scifi #humor #science
As a software developer, when I hear the term “alpha male” I think these males must be unstable, missing important features, ridden with flaws, and not fit for public use.
#tech #pedantry #humor