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Getting Slurpees on May 4th. Disappointed they didn’t have special flavors like Chewbacca Cherry or C3-P-Orange.
#StarWars
Someone needs to tell the #Umbraco CMS team that when a release is only 82% done it is NOT a release candidate. It literally cannot be released in this state.
Imagine the possibilities… Even if the claims of over 1G of force don't prove to be true, just making a 1 ton shipping pallet weigh a few pounds would be transformational.
NASA Veteran’s Propellantless Propulsion Drive That Physics Says Shouldn’t Work Just Produced Enough Thrust to Overcome Earth’s Gravity
thedebrief.org
#tech #science
NASA is preparing to launch a giant Jiffy Pop into orbit to replenish the dwindling kettle corn supply on the #ISS
#humor
Roman.com changed their name to ro.co and now it’s boners-r-us.com.
#humor
The juice has expired.
O.J. Simpson, legendary football player and actor brought down by his murder trial, dies at 76
apnews.com
#humor
Seeing the sun completely eclipsed by the clouds was a life-changing moment.
#humor
I’ve got news for you: that Long Island Medium is not a real medium. She’s a large.
#humor
Talking about someone behind their back makes no sense. Behind your back is in front of you. So they’ll totally know what you’re saying about them.
#humor
Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.
#humor
If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, “Did you bring the money?”
#humor
I can't tell you how many times the “Today In History” section of apnews.com has totally discombobulated me. It takes me at least an hour to recombobulate.
#humor
Maybe we can solve this Holy Water shortage by just having the Pope bless the ocean. Bonus: we’d also solve the problem with vampires attacking people at the beach.
#humor
What’s the name of that song about girls with fat bottoms that influence earth’s rotation?
#humor
What is your favorite song about someone who weaves dreams that can get people through a bad night?
#humor
Did you know that McDonald’s also sells laxatives?
#humor
Is your cat a chonk?
#cats
Super astronomy nerd joke right here.
#humor
If the Oak Island team ever finds treasure it will probably be a cache of ox shoes and cribbing spikes.
#humor
Shel Silverstein predicted Chat-GPT in 1981.
#humor
It looks like we’re on-track to have VGER come back with so much research data that it will inadvertently destroy the earth.
NASA's Voyager probe stopped communicating. There's no quick fix.
mashable.com
#startrek #scifi #humor #science
As a software developer, when I hear the term “alpha male” I think these males must be unstable, missing important features, ridden with flaws, and not fit for public use.
#tech #pedantry #humor