Ham sandwich walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer. Bartender replied, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

#humor

#meme #humor

I hate when the door is ajar because it’s so hard to unscrew a jar that big.

#humor

It's refreshing to see that Progressive is eager to provide funding for my “fucking across a desk” business.

#humor

One of my favorite childhood candies, Fruit Stripe Gum, is being discontinued after 50 years. It was a solid 2 seconds of flavor and in retrospect I have no idea why I liked it so much.

Your Favorite Childhood Gum Was Just Discontinued

www.foodandwine.com

So yeah, this is where we are.

#meme #truth #humor

Throwing goats is a dangerous pastime that can injure the goats. I recommend cow tipping as an alternative.

#fail #humor

News Alert: The U.S. Healthcare System Is Still Fucked. Latest example, Blue Cross prescription formulary changes. Patient not told that medication is no longer covered, nor is the generic. Doctor has to guess on an alternative… denied. Rinse. Repeat.

#ibx #healthcare #commentary #MedicareForAll

So, #Microsoft wants developers to use an Electron app reliant on a dumpster full of plugins as their development IDE. What could possibly go wrong? #vscode

The proverbial “plumber's crack” has an actual purpose.

#humor

My Yule Log.

#humor

Hunter Biden Prepares For Court By Drawing Tie On Bare Chest

www.theonion.com

#humor

I didn't realize that “sun & sand” scents came from “pure, natural plant extracts”.

#humor

This is why Rogaine runoff isn’t necessarily a bad thing.

#humor

Given all the chaos surrounding the Sam Altman firing from OpenAI it looks like AI really is threatening people’s jobs. Well, specific people anyway.

#tech #ai #humor

#humor

#humor

#humor #atheism

This has been a long time coming. This is good for everyone.

#tech

Apple announces that RCS support is coming to iPhone next year - 9to5Mac

9to5mac.com

This is why we need to own our important media. Too many company mergers end with the liquidation of a favorite app or service.

#tech #opinion

Amazon is killing the Comixology app on Android and iOS and merging it with Kindle

9to5google.com

New Marvel WHAT IF? episode idea: a world of Hulks where gamma radiation turns them into scrawny weaklings.

Microsoft has patched the Windows 11 ‘product server’ trick for TPM check bypass, but the bypass still works with setupprep.exe. This bypass will upgrade Windows 10 clients to Windows 11 without requiring a TPM.

setupprep.exe /product server

#windows #tech #software #YOUREWELCOME

Serendipity (noun): when words like brawny and scrawny sound alike because they just should.

#grammar #pedantry

Post-acquisition Umbraco continues to be a developer-hostile organization. This time they bought the company that created Konstrukt, renamed the product “Umbraco UI Builder”, and released it for Cloud customers or agencies willing to pay $4,000 per year. The vast majority of developers are out of luck.

#Umbraco #DickMove

Introducing Umbraco UI Builder

umbraco.com

More details on Qualcomm's new Snapdragon X Elite make me even more excited for an Windows on Arm future, and a real competitor to Apple Silicon.

...the company claims that the X Elite will run up to twice as fast as an Intel Core i7-1355U or Core i7-1360P at the same power level, or it can match their performance while using 68 percent less power. Qualcomm also says the X Elite can match the performance of a beefier Core i7-13800H using 65 percent less power—providing roughly the same multi-core performance at 30 W that the Intel chip provides at 90 W. The X Elite's power consumption appears to max out at around 50 W, and to go as low as 10 W…

#tech #Windows #Intel #AppleSilicon #Snapdragon

Qualcomm Snapdragon X Elite looks like the Windows world’s answer to Apple Silicon

arstechnica.com