Search Results for “#humor”

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Mr. Happy.

#trump #humor

Nov 12, 2020

Voting by male is great but I really think that females should also get to vote. Well, not all of them.

#politics #humor

Oct 30, 2020

Why do they sell grilled cat food? Cats don’t grill. They prefer a fresh kill. Maybe Fancy Feast should have “extra raw” varieties.

#cats #humor

Oct 28, 2020

Don’t let #Trump appropriate our language. “Sleepy Joe” is really slang for decaf coffee.

#humor

Oct 22, 2020

IT’S INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY.

#humor

Oct 22, 2020

“The Farmer’s Dog” was ground up to send to you as food for your dog.

#humor

Oct 17, 2020

Black flies matter.

#humor #politics

Oct 8, 2020

Hyperbolic Chamber (noun): medical device used to treat people who over-exaggerate.

#pedantry #humor

Sep 16, 2020

The U.S. Postal Service cares. They care so much that they included the severed finger in the bag with the damaged piece of mail.

#humor #family

Jul 29, 2020

Technically speaking, we’re tasting the inside of our own mouths 24/7.

#pedantry #humor

Jul 11, 2020

What could possibly go wrong when this #Windows 10 Update completes?

#tech #humor

Jun 4, 2020

If you’re going to wear a mask make it as enjoyable as possible. Mine has #Cthulhu on it.

#covid #humor #cthulhu

May 30, 2020

I love the new TLC show “90 Day Beyoncé” where foreigners have 90 days to “put a ring on it.”

#tv #humor

May 11, 2020

Given this and the fact that my hard disk has a capacity of 360GB, I wish that #Microsoft was my bank.

#Windows #tech #humor

May 11, 2020

All code is opinionated. Some developers just have shit opinions.

#tech #humor

Apr 27, 2020

Mike Lindell says he invented the My Pillow because he had trouble sleeping so now only his conscience keeps him up at night.

#atheism #politics #humor

Apr 2, 2020

Another reason I’ve been supporting Bernie.

#politics #humor

Mar 13, 2020

#iOS auto-corrected “Democratic Party” to “Semicratic Larry”. Holy fuckballs.

#Apple #humor

Mar 3, 2020

Someone is putting cowboy hats on pigeons in Las Vegas. YOU’RE WELCOME.

Someone Is Putting Cowboy Hats on Pigeons in Las Vegas (Published 2019)
Someone Is Putting Cowboy Hats on Pigeons in Las Vegas (Published 2019)

www.nytimes.com

#humor #YOUREWELCOME

Dec 11, 2019

Urethra Franklin #humor

Dec 2, 2019

According to commercials people that need blood thinners love to serve salad.

#opinion #humor

Nov 25, 2019

Nugenix commercials: “…and she’ll like it too (wink).” How do they know that my wife will want to take a testosterone booster?

#humor #pedantry

Nov 2, 2019

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