Everyone is so concerned with the Kurds but no one is talking about the whey.
About Non Sequiturs
Non Sequiturs is the personal blog of Michael Argentini.
I'm a software developer and Managing Partner for Fynydd and Blue Sequoyah Technologies, the project lead for Coursabi, and Āthepedia founder. I also have several nerdy open source projects on Github.
I'd describe myself as an Oxford comma advocate, autodidact, aspiring polymath, and boffin, with a mechanical keyboard addiction. You can also find me on Mastodon.
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Regarding Medicare For All, if you “love your health insurance” you need to use it to go to the doctor and get treated for Stockholm Syndrome.
When #Apple #iOS autocorrect changes “assume” to “ass you me both” it reminds me that I am so not worried about a robot apocalypse.
Does anyone else think it’s weird that a veterinarian can save a cow’s life and then eat a steak for dinner?
I just read a tech article with only one period. Every other sentence ended with an exclamation point. Now I hate enthusiasm. Thanks Internet.
It’s weird that vegetarians like their vegetables combined and pressed into a patty that looks and tastes like meat. It’s like a food version of Brokeback Mountain. “Meat: I just can’t quit you.”
I wonder if there’s an alternate universe where carnitarians eat their meats combined and formed into tiny shapes that look and taste like vegetables.
According to this billboard the wedding of my dreams involves a #Windows Vista device activation dialog.
Watching a commercial for that digital exercise mirror and I realized that all it really has to do is show you a picture of someone good-looking.
“Dad, if a bra is called an over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder, why aren’t men’s underwear called an under-the-butt-nut-hut?”
— Our 12-year-old
George R. R. Martin wrote: “Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armour yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.”
To which I ask “what if you’re an asshole?”
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About Non Sequiturs
Non Sequiturs is the personal blog of Michael Argentini.
I'm a software developer and Managing Partner for Fynydd and Blue Sequoyah Technologies, the project lead for Coursabi, and Āthepedia founder. I also have several nerdy open source projects on Github.
I'd describe myself as an Oxford comma advocate, autodidact, aspiring polymath, and boffin, with a mechanical keyboard addiction. You can also find me on Mastodon.
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