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#Elon #Musk claims he wants to prevent SpaceX from becoming complicit in a major act of war. But every other immoral use of his Starlink Internet service is perfectly fine.

Sep 9, 2023

Did you know that they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?

They do it so they can Scandinavian.

#dadjoke #humor

Sep 7, 2023

Who reads a magazine while standing behind a big pile of carrots? Are they going to eat the carrots? Why are the carrots on a pedestal? How and why did they get the bent carrot to sit erect at the top of the pile of carrots?

#pd #bentcarrot #commercial #humor

Sep 7, 2023

They’re officially changing the name to Drowning Man.

#BurningMan #humor

Sep 6, 2023

Zoom wants employees to come back to the office instead of using #Zoom to work remotely. Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

#tech #humor #irony

Zoom, which thrived on the remote work revolution, wants workers back in the office part-time
Zoom, which thrived on the remote work revolution, wants workers back in the office part-time

apnews.com

Sep 4, 2023

Microsoft fucks Mac .NET developers. Only time will tell just how hard this fucking is.

#tech #microsoft #macos #vscode #visualstudio

Visual Studio for Mac Retirement Announcement - Visual Studio Blog
Visual Studio for Mac Retirement Announcement - Visual Studio Blog

devblogs.microsoft.com

Sep 1, 2023

Vegan leather tastes just like real leather.

#humor

Aug 31, 2023

When it comes to #politics I’m more of a mourning person.

#humor

Aug 31, 2023

You know what’s next with the #Twitter / #X API? #ElonMusk randomly pulling the plug and screwing you and your customers again.

Aug 25, 2023

When the #BetterSleep commercial talks about “deep brown noise” the fart jokes write themselves.

#humor

Aug 24, 2023

After record floods Death Valley National Park to be renamed “Life Valley National Park”.

#humor

Record floods strand 1K people in Death Valley National Park
Record floods strand 1K people in Death Valley National Park

apnews.com

Aug 22, 2023

#Musk is trying to remove the #Twitter block feature but I bet that #Elon would still be able to block people. Because fuck you he’s special.

#tech #opinion

Aug 19, 2023

“Captain's log stardate 41153.7: a moist and odoriferous spherocylinder.” #STTNG

#humor

Aug 16, 2023

Do you need a backpack when you go on a #Nutrafol hair growth journey?

#humor

Aug 16, 2023

I’m starting to have a change of heart on this #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds episode. Maybe, just MAYBE, the episode was a blood curdling drama where we’re shown a “jump the shark” level singing episode and have to wait to see if the show has truly jumped. Honestly, I’m on the edge of my seat here. I thought the gorn episode was the scariest one. Not any more.

#opinion

Aug 7, 2023

“You know what would be a fantastic #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds plot device? If the officers sang their lines and if the only way to prevent a galactic tragedy was for the entire crew to sing and dance in a broadway style finale.”

…said no one. Ever.

#opinion

Aug 6, 2023

I’m still trying to figure out how #NordVPN can claim to prevent malware-ridden files.

#tech #opinion

Aug 2, 2023

Legislation from fear is the death spiral of freedom.

#politics #philosophy #opinion

Denmark seeks to legally prevent burnings of Quran or other religious scriptures
Denmark seeks to legally prevent burnings of Quran or other religious scriptures

apnews.com

Jul 31, 2023

My daughter asked me if I knew what mothballs smelled like. I told her I’ve never been close enough to a moth to find out.

#chloe #humor

Jul 31, 2023

BREAKING NEWS: King Charles Doesn’t Have as Many Swans as He Used to.

#humor

Jul 28, 2023

Illinois governor J.B. Pritzker’s 2023 commencement speech at Northwestern hits the mark.

The best way to spot an idiot? Look for the person who is cruel. When we see someone who doesn’t look like us, or sound like us, or act like us, or love like us, or live like us — the first thought that crosses almost everyone’s brain is rooted in either fear or judgment or both. That’s evolution. We survived as a species by being suspicious of things we aren’t familiar with.

In order to be kind, we have to shut down that animal instinct and force our brain to travel a different pathway. Empathy and compassion are evolved states of being. They require the mental capacity to step past our most primal urges. I’m here to tell you that when someone’s path through this world is marked with acts of cruelty, they have failed the first test of an advanced society. They never forced their animal brain to evolve past its first instinct. They never forged new mental pathways to overcome their own instinctual fears. And so, their thinking and problem-solving will lack the imagination and creativity that the kindest people have in spades.

Over my many years in politics and business, I have found one thing to be universally true: the kindest person in the room is often the smartest.

#politics #opinion #philosophy

Jul 28, 2023

#ElonMusk says #Twitter will no longer have a light mode, making dark mode the default. Because fuck you.

#tech

Musk says Twitter will no longer have a Light Mode
Musk says Twitter will no longer have a Light Mode

9to5mac.com

Jul 27, 2023

So many persistent and mysterious electronics failures on #SkinwalkerRanch but the cameras shooting the show are reliable as fuck.

#tv #humor

Jul 26, 2023

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