Favorite Daily Term: swab precision
Introducing an all-new naming convention for our next-generation of intelligent PC platforms: The Snapdragon X Series
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Non Sequiturs is the personal blog of Michael Argentini.
I'm a software developer and Managing Partner for Fynydd and Blue Sequoyah Technologies, the project lead for Coursabi, and Āthepedia founder. I also have several nerdy open source projects on Github.
I'd describe myself as an Oxford comma advocate, autodidact, aspiring polymath, and boffin, with a mechanical keyboard addiction. You can also find me on Mastodon.
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Really excited to see if Qualcomm’s Snapdragon X series accelerates the Windows move to Arm and keeps Apple on their toes.
I would assume that one would sit one’s ass on a couch and aim one’s head at the television.
How to watch Lionel Messi documentary on Apple TV - 9to5Mac
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Data's Ode to Spot
Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.
A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.
O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
— Data
#StarTrek #STTNG #humor #tv #scifi
Ancestry.com is now offering mixed breed DNA service for dogs because it’s impossible to get a cat to fill a vial with saliva.
Dog DNA Test Kit for Breeds & Health | Know Your Pet DNA by Ancestry®
petdna.ancestry.com
#Elon #Musk claims he wants to prevent SpaceX from becoming complicit in a major act of war. But every other immoral use of his Starlink Internet service is perfectly fine.
The acronym GUID is not pronounced “gooey ID”. It's pronounced “goo-id”. #YoureWelcome
Who reads a magazine while standing behind a big pile of carrots? Are they going to eat the carrots? Why are the carrots on a pedestal? How and why did they get the bent carrot to sit erect at the top of the pile of carrots?
#pd #bentcarrot #commercial #humor
Zoom wants employees to come back to the office instead of using #Zoom to work remotely. Sometimes the jokes write themselves.
Zoom, which thrived on the remote work revolution, wants workers back in the office part-time
apnews.com
Microsoft fucks Mac .NET developers. Only time will tell just how hard this fucking is.
#tech #microsoft #macos #vscode #visualstudio
Visual Studio for Mac Retirement Announcement - Visual Studio Blog
devblogs.microsoft.com
You know what’s next with the #Twitter / #X API? #ElonMusk randomly pulling the plug and screwing you and your customers again.
When the #BetterSleep commercial talks about “deep brown noise” the fart jokes write themselves.
After record floods Death Valley National Park to be renamed “Life Valley National Park”.
Record floods strand 1K people in Death Valley National Park
apnews.com
#Musk is trying to remove the #Twitter block feature but I bet that #Elon would still be able to block people. Because fuck you he’s special.
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About Non Sequiturs
Non Sequiturs is the personal blog of Michael Argentini.
I'm a software developer and Managing Partner for Fynydd and Blue Sequoyah Technologies, the project lead for Coursabi, and Āthepedia founder. I also have several nerdy open source projects on Github.
I'd describe myself as an Oxford comma advocate, autodidact, aspiring polymath, and boffin, with a mechanical keyboard addiction. You can also find me on Mastodon.
