“That sound can only mean one thing: that's my dad.”

— Our 5-year-old

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Uh oh.

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Queen #Chloe on her throne. You may approach with your gifts.

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Just sitting around, watching TV.

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“Daddy, while you drive home, I'll admire my crown.”

— Our 5-year-old

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“Daddy you know where everything is, like Easter Island and the store. What kind of undergarments am I wearing?”

— Our 5-year-old

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“Why do super heroes wear tight pants? And why do rock stars wear tight pants too?”

— Our 5-year-old

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Remember those long drives to grandmom's house?

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Learning how to use a steak knife makes our 5-year-old eat more of her dinner.

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#Chloe made a Seussian speck out of combed cat hair.

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Blooming flower.

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Seussian LEGO car.

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“Daddy, are you a tightwad?”

— Our 5-year-old

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“I don't like it! It's stupid! It's a goner!”

— Our 5-year-old (regarding medicine)

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“I'm afraid that if I lose my tooth I'll look stupid. I'll look like a jerk with a big grown up tooth.”

— Our 5-year-old

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Walk up to a complete stranger and hug them.

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“My favorite wedgy is gone! My old friend the wedgy is gone!”

— Our 5-year-old

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Our 6-year-old: “Daddy I love you more than ice cream.”

Made my heart melt.

Our 6-year-old: “I love you more than bee stings. Get it? I don't even like bee stings!”

Bam.

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Up late with a sick little bean. “My belly doesn't feel very good. This is the worst day ever.” So cute and so sad all at the same time.

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Things you never thought you'd say: “Pay attention! You're petting the cat's balls. Stop watching TV and pet the cat properly.”

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Our 5-year-old pulls a Varuca Salt on me: “Daddy, you ALWAYS make things difficult.”

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Server to our 5-year-old: “What did you ask Santa to get you for Christmas?”

Our 5-year-old: “Supreme Court stuff.”

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“I put my socks out there [in the hamper]. They smelled like Minnesota.”

— Our 5-year-old

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“What is that horrible stench? Mommy, want to smell my farts?”

— Our 5-year-old

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Our 5-year-old: “Why do I have to go to bed when it's early in the morning?”

Me: “It's not morning.”

Our 5-year-old: “It is in my world. This is my world now.”

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