No part of the animal is wasted making these gummies.

#pedantry #humor

WARNING: frozen lobster tails contain shellfish.

#pedantry #humor

#Chloe spent like an hour making this. FINALLY having kids is paying off!

#family

To the people at @TotalGym, I don’t think the word “hero” means what you think it means.

#pedantry #humor

I’ve wondered the same thing for decades.

Pringles Update: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Web Exclusive)

youtu.be

#food #humor

My company #Fynydd just released SQribe as an #opensource project! It’s a cross-platform tool to backup/restore SQL Server databases. It generates T-SQL scripts so you can version your database in git and copy databases across VPNs.

SQribe: Backup and Restore SQL Server Databases on Mac OS, Windows, and Linux

sqribe.app

#tech #software #recommendation #dotnet #csharp #code

Being watched from behind. All. Day. Long.

#cats #family #humor

Someone needs to show the male on-air talent on #CNN how to tie a proper Windsor knot. These crooked ties have to go.

#pedantry #tv

#Trump is raging more about his election loss and bad FOX News coverage than the disastrous #COVID-19 pandemic which is worse today than its peak in the spring. People are dying! So I say to the #StopTheSteal people: THIS is an example of why he legitimately lost the election.

#politics

“Stop the Steal” doesn’t mean what you think it means.

Donations under $8K to Trump ‘election defense’ instead go to president, RNC — Reuters

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#politics #trump #January6th

Contrary to the false claims of #Trump supporters, dead people did NOT vote in Michigan. They were at the polls looking for “brains”.

#politics #humor

Mr. Happy.

#trump #humor

So now the #GOP is offering a $1 million reward for information leading to conviction of voter fraud…. because they don’t already have enough overwhelming evidence right now?

#politics

Two armed Virginia men who were arrested Thursday outside the Philadelphia Convention Center were "coming to deliver a truck full of fake ballots (for Trump)".

Well that’s ironic. Remember this when you hear the #Trump campaign whining about a stolen election.

#politics

So many unsubstantiated claims about election fraud… remember the 3 million illegal votes for Hillary? #Trump created a commission to investigate it. Nothing found. It was shut down in 2018. Remember this when liars like Rudy #Giuliani make outrageous claims with no evidence.

#politics

I wrote a program to use Benford's Law to analyze the 2016 Presidential vote counts by county and got these results.

What does it mean? Based on the proximity of the values it appears that the votes counts are legitimate. We had a good election.

#politics #trump

Great article on AI.

AI pioneer Geoff Hinton: “Deep learning is going to be able to do everything”

www.technologyreview.com

#tech #recommendation

Only losers complain about the rules.

#politics #trump

The making of a free-range Nerd Airbender.

#family #chloe

I call this “the pensive airbender”.

#family

Voting by male is great but I really think that females should also get to vote. Well, not all of them.

#politics #humor

Why do they sell grilled cat food? Cats don’t grill. They prefer a fresh kill. Maybe Fancy Feast should have “extra raw” varieties.

#cats #humor

Don’t let #Trump appropriate our language. “Sleepy Joe” is really slang for decaf coffee.

#humor

IT’S INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY.

#humor

“The Farmer’s Dog” was ground up to send to you as food for your dog.

#humor