Search Results for “#pedantry”

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As a software developer, when I hear the term “alpha male” I think these males must be unstable, missing important features, ridden with flaws, and not fit for public use.

#tech #pedantry #humor

1d ago

Serendipity (noun): when words like brawny and scrawny sound alike because they just should.

#grammar #pedantry

Oct 29, 2023

Funny thing, I found a flaw in GPT-4 as well…

#humor #spelling #pedantry

Oct 18, 2023

This is a unicorn. Technically speaking the other one should be called a unihorn.

#unicorn #pedantry #humor

Sep 13, 2023

Unless the audio recording was made with a tape recorder onto magnetic reeled media, the “tapes” that newscasters keep referencing are not “tapes”. They are digital recordings. They, of all people, should know this.

#news #grammar #pedantry

Jun 2, 2023

When #CNN reports that Paul Pelosi was attacked by a hammer, it means that a hammer became mobile, self-aware, and violently triggered by Paul #Pelosi.

#politics #pedantry

Oct 28, 2022

If the dictionary allows for one to be discombobulated it should also allow one to be combobulated.

#pedantry #humor

Oct 16, 2022

Even times of day are getting jobs.

#pedantry #humor

Jul 28, 2022

More redundant adjectives. Popeyes has a “Flounder Fish Sandwich”. I guess that pairs well with their chicken poultry nuggets.

#pedantry

Mar 16, 2022

These Windows Updates seem a little dated… and impossible.

#Windows #pedantry #humor

Nov 29, 2021

Are AAA batteries really that difficult to acquire and install.

#pedantry #humor

Aug 13, 2021

I enjoy correcting grammatical errors on diner menus. Stay back ladies. I’m married.

#pedantry

Jun 2, 2021

I just realized that John Cougar Mellencamp thinks that 16-year-olds eat chili dogs by sucking on them.

#pedantry #humor

Jun 1, 2021

Grammar. Matters.

#pedantry #humor

May 7, 2021

I want to know how many fauxs must be killed and skinned to make a leather chair.

#pedantry #humor

Mar 22, 2021

If you purchased a FractureMe of an X-Ray of your broken leg, would that be a Fracture of a fracture?

#pedantry #humor

Feb 9, 2021

No part of the animal is wasted making these gummies.

#pedantry #humor

Jan 4, 2021

WARNING: frozen lobster tails contain shellfish.

#pedantry #humor

Jan 2, 2021

To the people at @TotalGym, I don’t think the word “hero” means what you think it means.

#pedantry #humor

Jan 1, 2021

Someone needs to show the male on-air talent on #CNN how to tie a proper Windsor knot. These crooked ties have to go.

#pedantry #tv

Nov 23, 2020

Hyperbolic Chamber (noun): medical device used to treat people who over-exaggerate.

#pedantry #humor

Sep 16, 2020

Technically speaking, we’re tasting the inside of our own mouths 24/7.

#pedantry #humor

Jul 11, 2020

Nugenix commercials: “…and she’ll like it too (wink).” How do they know that my wife will want to take a testosterone booster?

#humor #pedantry

Nov 2, 2019

When #Apple #iOS autocorrect changes “assume” to “ass you me both” it reminds me that I am so not worried about a robot apocalypse.

#humor #pedantry

Sep 4, 2019

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