Search Results for “#humor”

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Find joy where you can.

#humor #meme

1d ago

If you’re going to get phished you might as well have fun with it.

#humor #meme

8d ago

According to my TV I’m gay and need to masturbate while watching a couple guys renovate a kitchen.

#humor #meme

10d ago

One of the last coal powered sheep. Most today are electric.

#humor #meme

13d ago

There should be an app named Spots: dating for shingles.

#humor

Oct 25

My wife just received a $41 gift card from the Jewel vape class action lawsuit, which she will ironically use to purchase cigarettes.

#humor

Oct 22

But you have to insert like 3 of them.

#humor #meme

Oct 14

Remember when #Trump sent everyone $1,200 stimulus checks and had his signature put on them even though it was funded with our taxes? Yeah let’s not vote for that guy.

#humor

Sep 28

The Waffle House is great, but I’d rather be in a Waffle Home.

#humor

Sep 26

If it weren’t for tight kerning I wouldn’t be able to use provocative “dick here” links.

#humor

Sep 26

What do I need to do to get our #cats to provide valuable services?

#humor

Sep 23

I knew this job was dangerous but…

#humor #meme

Sep 17

Why is it OK for cats to run around the house naked but if I do it everyone gets “offended”?

#humor #cats #observation

Sep 14

A friend said that he didn’t understand cloning. I said “that makes two of us.”

#humor

Sep 6

The fuck?

#humor

Aug 26

I hate when this happens. Effing monoliths.

#humor

Aug 26

Me making dinner.

#meme #humor

Aug 23

There should be a shade of brown called shartreuse.

#humor

Aug 23

Is it really a package of ground up Farmer’s Dog?

#humor

Aug 21

Everyone deserves to be pampered every once in a while, especially if they’re incontinent.

#humor

Aug 16

Buy one Ho, get one Ho free. Nice.

#humor

Jul 26

Is it “For fuck sake” or “For fuck's sake”?

It's for a work e-mail, so it's got to sound professional.

#humor

Jul 26

#meme #humor

Jul 24

Breaking: #Trump refuses to accept the results of the presidential withdrawal, will continue to campaign against Biden.

#maga #gop #humor

Jul 22

Whereas (noun): a curse which causes its victim to change into an ass during the full moon. Also see Analthropy.

#humor

Jul 12

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