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All these commercials for Crepe Erase prove that Big Pancake must be stopped.

#humor

2d ago

At Microsoft asses come in versions.

#developer #humor

May 19

Stereo is just mono e mono.

#humor

May 18

Me: the bottom of that Florida license plate says “In Goo We Trust”

Wife: it says “In God We Trust”

Me: they’re better off putting their trust in goo. It always comes through for me.

#humor

May 17

The term pro bono implies the existence of an amateur bono.

#humor #pedantry

May 16

This tomato has big dick energy.

#meme #humor

May 12

#meme #humor

May 12

For some reason my macOS terminal app #Warp refuses to quit. The menu option is disabled so I always have to force quit via Activity Monitor. And then it dawned on me: it must be too legit.

#humor #dadjokes #popmusic

May 9

NASA is preparing to launch a giant Jiffy Pop into orbit to replenish the dwindling kettle corn supply on the #ISS

#humor

Apr 19

Roman.com changed their name to ro.co and now it’s boners-r-us.com.

#humor

Apr 17

The juice has expired.

O.J. Simpson, legendary football player and actor brought down by his murder trial, dies at 76
O.J. Simpson, legendary football player and actor brought down by his murder trial, dies at 76

apnews.com

#humor

Apr 11

Seeing the sun completely eclipsed by the clouds was a life-changing moment.

#humor

Apr 9

I’ve got news for you: that Long Island Medium is not a real medium. She’s a large.

#humor

Apr 8

Talking about someone behind their back makes no sense. Behind your back is in front of you. So they’ll totally know what you’re saying about them.

#humor

Apr 8

Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.

#humor

Apr 4

If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, “Did you bring the money?”

#humor

Apr 3

I can't tell you how many times the “Today In History” section of apnews.com has totally discombobulated me. It takes me at least an hour to recombobulate.

#humor

Apr 2

Maybe we can solve this Holy Water shortage by just having the Pope bless the ocean. Bonus: we’d also solve the problem with vampires attacking people at the beach.

#humor

Apr 1

What’s the name of that song about girls with fat bottoms that influence earth’s rotation?

#humor

Mar 30

What is your favorite song about someone who weaves dreams that can get people through a bad night?

#humor

Mar 28

Did you know that McDonald’s also sells laxatives?

#humor

Mar 23

Super astronomy nerd joke right here.

#humor

Mar 20

If the Oak Island team ever finds treasure it will probably be a cache of ox shoes and cribbing spikes.

#humor

Mar 20

Shel Silverstein predicted Chat-GPT in 1981.

#humor

Mar 15

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Mar 8

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