Buy one Ho, get one Ho free. Nice.
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Non Sequiturs is the personal blog of Michael Argentini.
I'm a software developer and Managing Partner for Fynydd and Blue Sequoyah Technologies, the project lead for Coursabi, and Āthepedia founder. I also have several nerdy open source projects on Github.
I'd describe myself as an Oxford comma advocate, autodidact, aspiring polymath, and boffin, with a mechanical keyboard addiction. You can also find me on Mastodon.
Is it “For fuck sake” or “For fuck's sake”?
It's for a work e-mail, so it's got to sound professional.
Breaking: #Trump refuses to accept the results of the presidential withdrawal, will continue to campaign against Biden.
Whereas (noun): a curse which causes its victim to change into an ass during the full moon. Also see Analthropy.
Me: the bottom of that Florida license plate says “In Goo We Trust”
Wife: it says “In God We Trust”
Me: they’re better off putting their trust in goo. It always comes through for me.
For some reason my macOS terminal app #Warp refuses to quit. The menu option is disabled so I always have to force quit via Activity Monitor. And then it dawned on me: it must be too legit.
NASA is preparing to launch a giant Jiffy Pop into orbit to replenish the dwindling kettle corn supply on the #ISS
The juice has expired.
apnews.com
Talking about someone behind their back makes no sense. Behind your back is in front of you. So they’ll totally know what you’re saying about them.
If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, “Did you bring the money?”
Non Sequiturs is the personal blog of Michael Argentini.
I'm a software developer and Managing Partner for Fynydd and Blue Sequoyah Technologies, the project lead for Coursabi, and Āthepedia founder. I also have several nerdy open source projects on Github.
I'd describe myself as an Oxford comma advocate, autodidact, aspiring polymath, and boffin, with a mechanical keyboard addiction. You can also find me on Mastodon.
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