As a software developer, when I hear the term “alpha male” I think these males must be unstable, missing important features, ridden with flaws, and not fit for public use.

#tech #pedantry #humor

1d ago

#ElonMusk #humor #meme

1d ago

Our Sneaker Con con-man Trump is selling $400 ugly sneakers. He doesn’t even wear sneakers. I don't think he has EVER worn sneakers. In his life. And they're made on-demand in (you guessed it) China. No existing stock. Because he sells ugly sneakers like a shady GoFundMe so when no one buys them he's not stuck with inventory. And he knows that's how this would go down.

Trump hawks $399 branded shoes at 'Sneaker Con,' a day after a $355 million ruling against him
Trump hawks $399 branded shoes at 'Sneaker Con,' a day after a $355 million ruling against him

apnews.com

3d ago

If someone cheats on their taxes, cheats on their bank loans, cheats on elections, cheats on paying contractors, cheats at golf, cheats on magazine covers, and cheats on their wives, don’t ignore the pattern and assume they won’t cheat you too.

#trump

4d ago

LM Studio is pretty awesome. Easily run your favorite LLMs right on your own computer. Unlike ChatGPT there are no request limits or abridged results.

👾 LM Studio - Discover and run local LLMs
👾 LM Studio - Discover and run local LLMs

lmstudio.ai

#tech #software #recommendation

6d ago

Who the hell is Anna Phylaxis?

6d ago

If you gave #Trump an enema he could be buried in a matchbox.

8d ago

I can turn money into wine, kind of like Jesus.

#facts #humor

9d ago

#truth

9d ago

Overzealous app design patterns for mouse hover modals, tips, and cards frequently cause user frustration by obscuring the items with which a user wants to interact. I see this all the time in everything from websites to software development IDEs. The solution? Exercise restraint and add options to disable these hover actions.

#developer #code #design #philosophy

10d ago

The Hobby Lobby funded Super Bowl commercial about Jesus being poor and washing feet is a good reminder that Joel Osteen takes money from the poor and doesn't wash his own feet.

#religion #hypocrisy

10d ago

How do we know that he was her mate and not just a friend? Wait. He did what to the bird? For 20 years?

Tributes Pour In For Crane Who Chose Zookeeper As Her Mate For 20 Years After She Dies At 42
Tributes Pour In For Crane Who Chose Zookeeper As Her Mate For 20 Years After She Dies At 42

www.comicsands.com

#meme #humor

12d ago

Fun Fact: Amphitheaters live underwater during the larval stage before emerging on land as adult theaters.

#humor

Feb 5

#meme #humor

Feb 5

My friend insisted that astrology is based on facts and I was like yeah right like I’m going to believe anything a Scorpio says.

#humor

Jan 31

Ham sandwich walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer. Bartender replied, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

#humor

Jan 31

#meme #humor

Jan 28

I hate when the door is ajar because it’s so hard to unscrew a jar that big.

#humor

Jan 28

At a 2024 #Iowa #Republican Primary caucus site in Council Bluffs, the votes were read from folded pieces of paper in a popcorn bucket.

At some locations, voters wrote their choice on a brightly colored 3x5 card.

At another site, a #CNN reporter watched as workers ran out of ballots and were handing out pieces of yellow legal paper for voters to record their choice.

Tell me again how the #GOP can possibly claim to be the party of election integrity.

Jan 25

After everything that Donald Trump has said and done, and which has been excused, minimized, and discounted by Republicans, they’re losing their shit over this?

Could Georgia's Fani Willis be removed from prosecuting Donald Trump?
Could Georgia's Fani Willis be removed from prosecuting Donald Trump?

apnews.com

#gop #politics

Jan 23

It's refreshing to see that Progressive is eager to provide funding for my “fucking across a desk” business.

#humor

Jan 23

One of my favorite childhood candies, Fruit Stripe Gum, is being discontinued after 50 years. It was a solid 2 seconds of flavor and in retrospect I have no idea why I liked it so much.

Your Favorite Childhood Gum Was Just Discontinued
Your Favorite Childhood Gum Was Just Discontinued

www.foodandwine.com

Jan 21

So yeah, this is where we are.

#meme #truth #humor

Jan 19

Nothing says “ban assault rifles” like 5 school officers, 8 federal DEA officers, 13 U.S. Marshals, 16 sheriff’s deputies, 25 Uvalde officers, 69 officers of nearby law enforcement, 91 state police officers plus 149 U.S. Border Patrol agents being afraid of 1 shooter with an AR-15.

#gop #politics

Jan 19

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About Non Sequiturs

Non Sequiturs is the personal blog of Michael Argentini.

I'm a software developer and Managing Partner for Fynydd and Blue Sequoyah Technologies, the project lead for Coursabi, and Āthepedia founder. I also have several nerdy open source projects on Github.

I'd describe myself as an Oxford comma advocate, autodidact, aspiring polymath, and boffin, with a mechanical keyboard addiction. You can also find me on Mastodon.

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