Still wondering why I have to explicitly run things as Administrator when I’m logged into #Windows as an administrator.

#tech #opinion

Before you complain about businesses forcing you to wear a face mask for health reasons, in most cases they’ve been forcing you to wear a shirt and shoes for no reason other than propriety, and no one cared.

#covid #opinion

I love the new TLC show “90 Day Beyoncé” where foreigners have 90 days to “put a ring on it.”

#tv #humor

Given this and the fact that my hard disk has a capacity of 360GB, I wish that #Microsoft was my bank.

#Windows #tech #humor

All code is opinionated. Some developers just have shit opinions.

#tech #humor

Relief checks are being delayed because our angry yam of a President wants his name printed on them. Yes, this is real.

#trump #politics #covid

The secret is out: Mike Lindell's My Pillow is filled with Jesus’ pubes.

#atheism #humor #politics

Yeah, we all knew that eventually Mango Mussolini would fire the Inspector General who handled the whistleblower complaint. Par for the course with this corrupt POTUS.

#trump #politics

Mike Lindell says he invented the My Pillow because he had trouble sleeping so now only his conscience keeps him up at night.

#atheism #politics #humor

The states without mandatory stay at home orders are high in belief in a sky god and low on belief in the scientific method.

#covid #GOP #politics

It’s funny how people are afraid to vote for Bernie Sanders because he’s a democratic socialist, but they’ll happily take money from the government during a pandemic.

#covid #politics

Another reason I’ve been supporting Bernie.

#politics #humor

#iOS auto-corrected “Democratic Party” to “Semicratic Larry”. Holy fuckballs.

#Apple #humor

Jackass “Judge” Jeanine Pirro on Fox News actually complained that @RepAdamSchiff isn’t giving #Trump a presumption of innocence. News flash: he’s prosecuting the impeachment. That’s what prosecutors do.

#politics

Someone is putting cowboy hats on pigeons in Las Vegas. YOU’RE WELCOME.

Someone Is Putting Cowboy Hats on Pigeons in Las Vegas (Published 2019)

www.nytimes.com

#humor #YOUREWELCOME

Urethra Franklin #humor

According to commercials people that need blood thinners love to serve salad.

#opinion #humor

Nugenix commercials: “…and she’ll like it too (wink).” How do they know that my wife will want to take a testosterone booster?

#humor #pedantry

Everyone is so concerned with the Kurds but no one is talking about the whey.

#politics #humor

I also just realized that “Lindsey Graham” is not a shitty cookie.

#politics #humor

I just realized that “Lindsey Graham” is not a type of unwelcome correspondence.

#politics #humor

Regarding Medicare For All, if you “love your health insurance” you need to use it to go to the doctor and get treated for Stockholm Syndrome.

#politics #humor

Cats lick themselves because cats are delicious.

#cats #humor

So you can go to a specialist after your health insurance tells you it’s covered and no referrals are necessary, and the insurance company can still refuse to pay if the diagnosis isn’t “covered”. But yeah, people love their health insurance and don’t want single payer why?

#politics #opinion

Ivanka #Trump recently told donors that she gets her moral compass from her father. I wonder if that includes having extra-marital affairs with porn stars and playmates, stiffing contractors, ripping people off with a fake university, using your fake charity to buy paintings of yourself, etc.