“Can you find me a potion to turn me into a princess?”
— Our 6-year-old
About Non Sequiturs
Non Sequiturs is the personal blog of Michael Argentini.
I'm a software developer and Managing Partner for Fynydd and Blue Sequoyah Technologies, the project lead for Coursabi, and Āthepedia founder. I also have several nerdy open source projects on Github.
I'd describe myself as an Oxford comma advocate, autodidact, aspiring polymath, and boffin, with a mechanical keyboard addiction. You can also find me on Mastodon.
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“Mom, a fish used a whoopy cushion under water. How’s that possible? You can’t put a whoopy cushion full of air under water!”
— Our 6-year-old
#Chloe asked me to recapitate two of her princess dolls. I have to do this every other day. My house is the opposite of revolutionary France.
My wife to our teenage daughter: “So Hope we may need you to watch #Chloe if I’m working.”
Chloe: “Yeah Hope, if you can handle it.”
Wife (sadly looking at new shoes): “She’s getting so big…”
Our 5-year-old: “Mom, it’s not the end of the world.”
“Your breath smells like old germs and a toothpick with a side of turds.”
— Our 5-year-old (talking to her sister)
Our 5-year-old swears she met someone named Kajillion. It must’ve been Jillian. Maybe someone’s parents loved fictitious numerical abstracts.
“What if everyone had heads shaped like triangles and squares and hexagons… this Slurpee is good.”
— Our 5-year-old
Told our 5-year-old doctor that I had problems hearing after she screamed in my ear to wake me. She told me I had ear laryngitis.
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About Non Sequiturs
Non Sequiturs is the personal blog of Michael Argentini.
I'm a software developer and Managing Partner for Fynydd and Blue Sequoyah Technologies, the project lead for Coursabi, and Āthepedia founder. I also have several nerdy open source projects on Github.
I'd describe myself as an Oxford comma advocate, autodidact, aspiring polymath, and boffin, with a mechanical keyboard addiction. You can also find me on Mastodon.
