More proof that the general public has no idea what programmers do.

#pedantry #tech #humor

I’m totally rocking the quinquagenarian lifestyle.

#pedantry #humor

Last night I got charged by a growling raccoon. I’m married with kids. So I was ready.

#family #humor

Mike Pence looks like he’s either daydreaming of animal crackers or slowly masturbating.

#politics #humor

This #SuperBowl is like watching erectile dysfunction porn.

#sports #humor

When I get hopeful that Mitch McConnell will be voted out of office, remind yourself that he represents Kentucky, the state that has the Ark Encounter which teaches children that humans and dinosaurs coexisted.

#atheism #GOP #politics

While reading tech articles I just saw an article titled “backend as a service”. Is that even legal?

#tech #humor

YES!!1! YES YES YES!!1!!

Microsoft is building a Chromium-powered web browser that will replace Edge on Windows 10

m.windowscentral.com

#Windows #tech

So if it’s a “Russia Witch Hunt Hoax”, does that mean it’s not a witch hunt?

#trump #pedantry #humor

If #Facebook can take down a parody account the same day it’s created, it should be expected to be able to handle #fakenews and foreign influence campaigns.

#tech #politics #opinion

“A man who has to be chained to his bed has problems.”

Excerpt From Belgarath the Sorcerer by David Eddings

#humor #wisdom

Want to use the terminal music player CMUS on your #Mac? Use Homebrew with the following bash commands:

brew install ffmpeg
brew install cmus --HEAD --with-ffmpeg

#Apple #tech #recommendation

For whatever reason I wasn’t an Alice In Chains fan until they reformed with William DuVall. That said, they’re now one of my favorite bands. And the new album “Rainier Fog” could be one of the best rock albums I’ve ever heard.

#music #recommendation

If you’re trying to sound authoritative and you say “tape” or “taping” when you mean “recording”, you’ve already lost us. No one is recording on tape.

#tv #pedantry

Hey Applebees do riblets come from piglets?

#humor

Technically speaking, if you say that you’re speechless, you’re not.

#pedantry

“The two most common things in the Universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”

— Harlan Ellison

#humor

My company, #Fynydd, has some availability in the next quarter to take on new project work. If you could use help with user interface design, a desktop or mobile app, marketing website, intranet, or software service product, let me know. We'd love to help!

Fynydd: Software Development and Hosting

fynydd.com

#tech #recommendation #code

I love fine print. Empire Today offers $50 per extra room when you get flooring. Apparently that excludes materials, pad, and installation. I wonder what it actually includes.

#tv #humor

What the hell has #Facebook and Fox News done to our parents?

#GOP #politics

If I were a manatee I’d want to be named Hugh.

#humor

Hey Lacroix Water, I found this silver can in a box of cran-berry from Target. Do I win a tour of the water factory? I want to see the orange dwarves.

#humor

I’m still not sure why Ancestry DNA requires a sperm sample.

#humor

That’s it. Boston Dynamics is going to get us all killed in a robot apocalypse.

Hey Buddy, Can You Give Me a Hand?

youtu.be

#tech

“Gwyneth Paltrow’s Company Goop Pushes An At-Home Coffee Enema Kit In Its Latest Beauty Guide.”

I'm waiting for the “at my adult child’s apartment” enema kit.

#humor