I also just realized that “Lindsey Graham” is not a shitty cookie.

#politics #humor

I just realized that “Lindsey Graham” is not a type of unwelcome correspondence.

#politics #humor

Regarding Medicare For All, if you “love your health insurance” you need to use it to go to the doctor and get treated for Stockholm Syndrome.

#politics #humor

Cats lick themselves because cats are delicious.

#cats #humor

So you can go to a specialist after your health insurance tells you it’s covered and no referrals are necessary, and the insurance company can still refuse to pay if the diagnosis isn’t “covered”. But yeah, people love their health insurance and don’t want single payer why?

#politics #opinion

Ivanka #Trump recently told donors that she gets her moral compass from her father. I wonder if that includes having extra-marital affairs with porn stars and playmates, stiffing contractors, ripping people off with a fake university, using your fake charity to buy paintings of yourself, etc.

#Trump admin ordered NWS to disavow Alabama forecast so Trump won’t look bad over Sharpie-gate. Mulvaney claims they want to clear the record because the NWS tweet “went too far”. A weather report tweet went too far. Let that sink in. Trump can’t even tell the truth about weather.

Is #Trump’s ego so fragile that he has to direct Wilbur Ross to threaten to fire NOAA staff that contradict his Sharpie hurricane forecasts? They were responding to calls from frightened Alabamans. So now we’re politicizing the weather.

When #Apple #iOS autocorrect changes “assume” to “ass you me both” it reminds me that I am so not worried about a robot apocalypse.

#humor #pedantry

Does anyone else think it’s weird that a veterinarian can save a cow’s life and then eat a steak for dinner?

#humor #opinion

I just found out that the VA in China is called the Vachina.

#humor

Emma Lazarus, whose poem is at the foot of the Statue of Liberty, was a Sephardic Jew with roots in Brazil and Portugal. She meant what she wrote. It wasn’t an allegory for white Europeans of means. Don’t believe the racist lies from Steven Miller and the Trump White House.

#trump #politics

Yeah. Fuck animals.

U.S. Significantly Weakens Endangered Species Act (Published 2019)

www.nytimes.com

#GOP #politics

It’s interesting that the people who think violent video games are bad seem to forget that prior to that kids would play cowboys and indians with cap guns, re-enacting the slaughter of native Americans.

#opinion

Walmart pulls in-store displays for violent video games but keeps selling guns because dumb people believe that helps.

#opinion

Holy shit. Video games really ARE the cause of all this violence!

#hitler #xbox #humor

I just read a tech article with only one period. Every other sentence ended with an exclamation point. Now I hate enthusiasm. Thanks Internet.

#pedantry #tech #humor

It’s weird that vegetarians like their vegetables combined and pressed into a patty that looks and tastes like meat. It’s like a food version of Brokeback Mountain. “Meat: I just can’t quit you.”

#humor

I wonder if there’s an alternate universe where carnitarians eat their meats combined and formed into tiny shapes that look and taste like vegetables.

#humor

When you see “5Ge” on your AT&T Wireless phone it’s really just 4G. It would be nice if carriers didn’t lie to us in order to compete with each other.

#tech

The #Trump #GOP complains that #twitter bias against them should be illegal after supporting Citizens United.

#politics

According to this billboard the wedding of my dreams involves a #Windows Vista device activation dialog.

#humor

Surprisingly the chairs at The Melting Pot remain solid throughout the entire meal.

#humor

Watching a commercial for that digital exercise mirror and I realized that all it really has to do is show you a picture of someone good-looking.

#tech #opinion #humor

“Dad, if a bra is called an over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder, why aren’t men’s underwear called an under-the-butt-nut-hut?”

— Our 12-year-old

#family #humor #chloe