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“I love you.”

“I love you too.”

“Bullshit. You never listen to U2.”

“Ugh.”

#family #humor #wife

Feb 16, 2014

Sweet Jesus! It's precipitating unflavored Slurpee!

#science #humor

Feb 8, 2014

Funny, Ham debunks scientific dating techniques but is happy to use them to prove how old the original Bible documents are.

#creationdebate #atheism

Feb 6, 2014

At Thanksgiving I prefer to bake stuffing in a dish because it's a pain in the butt to get the turkey to eat all that stuffing.

#food #humor

Jan 16, 2014

Why the hell does my #wife's shopping list include “cat glitter”?

#family #humor

Jan 14, 2014

That's great, but how do we get to the sun?

Ford to debut solar car at Consumer Electronics Show in Vegas

cnnmon.ie

#pedantry #humor

Jan 3, 2014

“Daddy, while you make that sandwich, let's play a game. I'll ask you if something is legal or not legal.”

— Our 7-year-old

#family #humor #chloe

Dec 26, 2013

My 7yo says inanimate objects inherit the gender of their owners. By extension, they can get married. Even children understand equal rights.

#family #philosophy #chloe

Dec 22, 2013

Daughter's boyfriend's car broke down in front of our house. He left and now the horn is going off. Welcome to parenthood.

#family #humor

Dec 20, 2013

“Daddy, you're the wind beneath my chicken wings.”

— Our 7-year-old

#family #humor #chloe

Dec 14, 2013

I'm trying to be more like the people whom my children should really admire.

#philosophy

Nov 24, 2013

Why can we purchase bullets but not highly potent sedatives? Wouldn't a dart gun be better than a real one for home protection?

#opinion

Nov 22, 2013

If I see one more person write “Barns and Nobles” I’m going to lose it. It’s book store not an aristocratic farm supply company.

#pedantry

Nov 21, 2013

Remember that one cannot learn without making mistakes. Make sure your children are aware of this fact.

#philosophy

Nov 17, 2013

“Woman killed in cougar attack” Maybe she should have dated men her own age.

#pedantry #humor

Nov 12, 2013

I find it troubling that one of the largest dinosaurs to ever walk the earth is named Argentinosaurus.

#science #humor

Nov 5, 2013

Fall is here, along with pumpkin and spice grades of gasoline.

#humor

Oct 16, 2013

There's nothing quite like the feeling you get when your 7-year-old is crying for joy because you got picked to chaperone her class trip.

#family #chloe

Oct 10, 2013

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