What to name the calendar event for a litter box cleaning reminder? I know: excavate excrement! Pretentious and alliterative.
Microsoft skips 'too good' Windows 9, jumps to Windows 10
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About Non Sequiturs
Non Sequiturs is the personal blog of Michael Argentini.
I'm a software developer and Managing Partner for Fynydd and Blue Sequoyah Technologies, the project lead for Coursabi, and Āthepedia founder. I also have several nerdy open source projects on Github.
I'd describe myself as an Oxford comma advocate, autodidact, aspiring polymath, and boffin, with a mechanical keyboard addiction. You can also find me on Mastodon.
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My wife took my daughter to Party City for birthday party paraphernalia, which made me think: who's the comptroller of Party City?
Life imitating art? This is #Microsoft #Windows satire from 2013 that became a real news story in 2014.
IBM builds a scalable computer chip inspired by the human brain. Skynet is born.
IBM Builds A Scalable Computer Chip Inspired By The Human Brain
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“Daddy I wish that people with no butt had a butt spray to use every day and they put on their pants and have a butt and it doesn't stain!”
— Our 8-year-old
How I woke up today: Our 7-year old kissing me on the cheek and saying, “Good morning, hoagie pits” and running out of the room.
Clean energy house prototype ends one year trial with an energy surplus.
Clean energy home ends 12-month trial with surplus | Richard Dawkins Foundation for Reason and Science
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“Taco cat” spelled backwards is “Taco cat”. #YOUREWELCOME.
Most people don't really know what “agnostic” means, yet they use it as an adjective for everything. I think they're “agnostic-agnostic”.
Chloe: “Daddy, what's 7 + 5?”
Me: “A math problem.”
Chloe: “What does it EQUAL?”
Me: “Do the math.”
Chloe: “I don't feel like it.”
Fun Fact: Dihydrogen Monoxide is a major component of acid rain, and great for removing soil from clothing.
A great user experience is the happy byproduct of technologies that delight with deference for user and business goals.
Woman in front of me hands clerk a fifty. “Do you have anything smaller?” I so wanted to say “Our paper currency only comes in one size.”
Our 7-year-old: “I like tulips.”
Me: “I like 3 lips.”
Our 7-year-old: “ugh. I just got Michaeled didn't I?”
When my cat meows for me to come out of the bathroom, I yell that I'm “using the litter box” like she'll understand that better.
Hey CNN you shouldn't return from every single commercial break with a “Breaking News” segue. Repeated conjecture is not breaking news.
Ironically, though children have better hearing than adults, they don't understand nearly as much of what they hear.
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About Non Sequiturs
Non Sequiturs is the personal blog of Michael Argentini.
I'm a software developer and Managing Partner for Fynydd and Blue Sequoyah Technologies, the project lead for Coursabi, and Āthepedia founder. I also have several nerdy open source projects on Github.
I'd describe myself as an Oxford comma advocate, autodidact, aspiring polymath, and boffin, with a mechanical keyboard addiction. You can also find me on Mastodon.
