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I wonder if the toilets in Star Trek just transport the pee and poo right out of you. And if so, to which location are they transported?

#pedantry #StarTrek #humor

May 20, 2012

We do have socialized medicine… at the airport. Free full-body x-ray, breast exams, and if you behave properly, a free colonoscopy.

#TSA #humor

May 19, 2012

My 5 year old lost her first tooth today. I really need to stop punching her in the face when she doesn't finish her vegetables.

#family #humor #DadJoke

May 18, 2012

“That sound can only mean one thing: that's my dad.”

— Our 5-year-old

#family #humor #chloe

May 17, 2012

Uh oh.

#family #chloe

May 13, 2012

“Science is not my god, but it may well be my salvation.”

— Peter Thompson (The Guardian)

#atheism #philosophy

May 13, 2012

Queen #Chloe on her throne. You may approach with your gifts.

#family #humor

May 8, 2012

Interesting. Buying the #Mac OS X Lion server components modifies your recovery partition such that reinstalls of the OS are server edition.

#Apple #tech

May 6, 2012

Just sitting around, watching TV.

#family #humor #chloe

May 2, 2012

“Daddy, while you drive home, I'll admire my crown.”

— Our 5-year-old

#family #humor #chloe

Apr 23, 2012

“Daddy you know where everything is, like Easter Island and the store. What kind of undergarments am I wearing?”

— Our 5-year-old

#family #humor #chloe

Apr 21, 2012

“Why do super heroes wear tight pants? And why do rock stars wear tight pants too?”

— Our 5-year-old

#family #humor #chloe

Apr 21, 2012

Cat or weasel?

#cats

Apr 19, 2012

Remember those long drives to grandmom's house?

#family #chloe

Apr 15, 2012

You know you have a small ass when you overhear your doctor refer to it as “the patient's gluteus minimus”.

#family #humor

Apr 12, 2012

Learning how to use a steak knife makes our 5-year-old eat more of her dinner.

#family #chloe

Apr 9, 2012

#Chloe made a Seussian speck out of combed cat hair.

#family

Apr 7, 2012

Blooming flower.

#family #chloe

Apr 5, 2012

Blooming flower?

#family

Apr 4, 2012

Seussian LEGO car.

#family #chloe

Mar 27, 2012

I just found out the hard way that muppets vomit cereal.

#tv #humor

Mar 23, 2012

Note to self: never confuse a “penal colony” with a “penile colony”.

#pedantry #humor

Mar 21, 2012

“I don't like it! It's stupid! It's a goner!”

— Our 5-year-old (regarding medicine)

#family #humor #chloe

Mar 20, 2012

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