Search Results for “#pedantry”

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When #Apple #iOS autocorrect changes “assume” to “ass you me both” it reminds me that I am so not worried about a robot apocalypse.

#humor #pedantry

Sep 4, 2019

I just read a tech article with only one period. Every other sentence ended with an exclamation point. Now I hate enthusiasm. Thanks Internet.

#pedantry #tech #humor

Jul 28, 2019

More proof that the general public has no idea what programmers do.

#pedantry #tech #humor

Mar 8, 2019

I’m totally rocking the quinquagenarian lifestyle.

#pedantry #humor

Mar 8, 2019

So if it’s a “Russia Witch Hunt Hoax”, does that mean it’s not a witch hunt?

#trump #pedantry #humor

Dec 1, 2018

If you’re trying to sound authoritative and you say “tape” or “taping” when you mean “recording”, you’ve already lost us. No one is recording on tape.

#tv #pedantry

Aug 13, 2018

Technically speaking, if you say that you’re speechless, you’re not.

#pedantry

Jul 12, 2018

Podiatric dentistry is WAY more interesting that pediatric dentistry.

#pedantry #humor

May 16, 2017

Anatomically correct unicorn.

#pedantry #humor

May 12, 2017

For the record, I’m all about the Oxford comma.

Lack of Oxford Comma Could Cost Maine Company Millions in Overtime Dispute (Published 2017)
Lack of Oxford Comma Could Cost Maine Company Millions in Overtime Dispute (Published 2017)

www.nytimes.com

#pedantry

Mar 17, 2017

Asked wife what I should bring home from store. iOS spell correct reminded me of the BIG difference between “fruit cups” and “fruit cops”.

#pedantry #humor #Apple #iOS

Jan 11, 2017

I came up with a term for that hairspray helmet elderly women sometimes have: geriatric topiary.

#pedantry #humor

Jan 8, 2017

So much hoopla about athletes sitting out anthem. Why do we even sing the anthem at games? We don’t sing it before a movie. Non sequitur.

#pedantry #opinion

Dec 12, 2016

Technically, we already live on “The Planet of the Apes”. We are apes. Chimps, bonobos, & gorillas are our cousins. They, too, are apes.

#pedantry #atheism #science

Dec 11, 2016

You can’t hedge on this. It’s either jimmies OR sprinkles.

#ItsJimmies #humor #pedantry

Sep 2, 2016

How do you shop from the comfort of your own home if your home isn’t very comfortable?

#pedantry #humor

Aug 27, 2016

Art print by Janet Van Asshole?

#pedantry #humor

Aug 18, 2016

On the highway wife asks me what exactly they do at weigh stations. I told her they make sure trucks have enough curds.

#pedantry #humor

Aug 17, 2016

Yellow jackets are wasps not bees. They eat nectar. They feed insects, meat, and fish to their larvae.

#pedantry #science

Aug 7, 2016

I hope that #Trump's intelligence briefings are actually briefings about how to be intelligent.

#pedantry #humor

Aug 2, 2016

Seriously, I think “The Situation” should really have a room on CNN.

#pedantry #tv #humor

Jul 25, 2016

Hey Lumber Liquidators what the hell does someone do with liquid wood?

#pedantry #humor

May 26, 2016

Taco Bell, I don’t think that’s how it works. Hanging a sign over the soda machine doesn’t make it a Tiki Bar.

#pedantry #humor

Dec 2, 2015

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