Ancestry.com is now offering mixed breed DNA service for dogs because it’s impossible to get a cat to fill a vial with saliva.
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petdna.ancestry.com
Non Sequiturs is the personal blog of Michael Argentini.
I'm a software developer and Managing Partner for Fynydd and Blue Sequoyah Technologies, the project lead for Coursabi, and Āthepedia founder. I also have several nerdy open source projects on Github.
I'd describe myself as an Oxford comma advocate, autodidact, aspiring polymath, and boffin, with a mechanical keyboard addiction. You can also find me on Mastodon.
Ancestry.com is now offering mixed breed DNA service for dogs because it’s impossible to get a cat to fill a vial with saliva.
petdna.ancestry.com
#Elon #Musk claims he wants to prevent SpaceX from becoming complicit in a major act of war. But every other immoral use of his Starlink Internet service is perfectly fine.
www.wsj.com
The acronym GUID is not pronounced “gooey ID”. It's pronounced “goo-id”. #YoureWelcome
Who reads a magazine while standing behind a big pile of carrots? Are they going to eat the carrots? Why are the carrots on a pedestal? How and why did they get the bent carrot to sit erect at the top of the pile of carrots?
#pd #bentcarrot #commercial #humor
They’re officially changing the name to Drowning Man.
www.nytimes.com
Zoom wants employees to come back to the office instead of using #Zoom to work remotely. Sometimes the jokes write themselves.
apnews.com
Microsoft fucks Mac .NET developers. Only time will tell just how hard this fucking is.
#tech #microsoft #macos #vscode #visualstudio
devblogs.microsoft.com
Yeah. Sure. #MarkMeadows was just acting in his normal capacity as #ChiefOfStaff in his dealings with Georgia as he tried to help #Trump steal the 2020 election. Stealing elections is on his schedule every Wednesday.
You're voting for the wrong people if their political party is:
You know what’s next with the #Twitter / #X API? #ElonMusk randomly pulling the plug and screwing you and your customers again.
The “Indicted in Atlanta” club.
#Trump #Georgia #Jan6 #TrumpIndictment #humor
When the #BetterSleep commercial talks about “deep brown noise” the fart jokes write themselves.
After record floods Death Valley National Park to be renamed “Life Valley National Park”.
apnews.com
Mike Lindell, founder of the Jesus pube-filled #MyPillow, pushes drones that detect election fraud. Odds are the only thing they’ll detect is 5% battery power after 15 minutes.
arstechnica.com
#Musk is trying to remove the #Twitter block feature but I bet that #Elon would still be able to block people. Because fuck you he’s special.
Non Sequiturs is the personal blog of Michael Argentini.
I'm a software developer and Managing Partner for Fynydd and Blue Sequoyah Technologies, the project lead for Coursabi, and Āthepedia founder. I also have several nerdy open source projects on Github.
I'd describe myself as an Oxford comma advocate, autodidact, aspiring polymath, and boffin, with a mechanical keyboard addiction. You can also find me on Mastodon.
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