Are AAA batteries really that difficult to acquire and install.

#pedantry #humor

He may be a nut cake but you have to admire his commitment.

#atheism #humor

If you're interested in beta testing my new iOS app “Āthepedia” let me know. Need an iPhone running iOS 13 or later (Android version coming soon).

#atheism #Apple #iOS #tech #software #recommendation

The next time a manned SpaceX rocket lands, everyone wear ape costumes.

#humor

Little boys are similar even across species. Looks like he found a fort and fell asleep in it. Guess they’re his pillows now.

#cats #family

I enjoy correcting grammatical errors on diner menus. Stay back ladies. I’m married.

#pedantry

I just realized that John Cougar Mellencamp thinks that 16-year-olds eat chili dogs by sucking on them.

#pedantry #humor

Apparently there’s a Japanese knock-off of Campbell’s Alphabet Soup. It only has pasta numbers and it’s named “Ramen Numerals”.

#humor

I think my hip hop name is Public Enema.

#humor

Learning how to obsess over clean paws.

#cats #family

Darkside #ransomware as a service takes a smaller cut of the profits from an attack than Apple takes from App Store sales. I feel like this means something.

#tech #security

Apple announced lossless audio for #Apple Music and has no headphones that can play the lossless music.

#tech #opinion

Grammar. Matters.

#pedantry #humor

Apparently there are idiots that claim unvaccinated women who are in proximity to vaccinated people suffer miscarriages. There are also idiots who believe those idiots.

#covid #opinion

Pretty interesting PC laptop product that is more sustainable and configurable.

#tech #gadget #recommendation

The 2nd Amendment gives a well-regulated militia the right to bear arms. What we have today is neither well-regulated nor a militia. It’s long past the time to properly regulate gun ownership.

#politics

I want to know how many fauxs must be killed and skinned to make a leather chair.

#pedantry #humor

As an atheist there’s something oddly satisfying about Darth Vader reading the Bible.

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#atheism #StarWars

If you purchased a FractureMe of an X-Ray of your broken leg, would that be a Fracture of a fracture?

#pedantry #humor

#Apple Watch owners, what does it mean when you get off the toilet and your watch congratulates you for closing your activity rings? Asking for a friend.

#tech #humor

No part of the animal is wasted making these gummies.

#pedantry #humor

WARNING: frozen lobster tails contain shellfish.

#pedantry #humor

#Chloe spent like an hour making this. FINALLY having kids is paying off!

#family

To the people at @TotalGym, I don’t think the word “hero” means what you think it means.

#pedantry #humor

I’ve wondered the same thing for decades.

- YouTube

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#food #humor