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If you’re having issues with alarm volume on #iOS being super low try disabling the Face ID “attention aware feature” setting. It drops the volume when it thinks you’re using the phone but I’ve seen it happen sitting on a nightstand.
#apple #tech #recommendation
Yep.
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#covid #politics #humor
It’s amazing to me that in 2021 there are still people who believe in round earth theory.
#atheism #humor
Life hack: you can take pills with a drink of water instead of hiding them in your food.
#YOUREWELCOME #humor
Are AAA batteries really that difficult to acquire and install.
#pedantry #humor
He may be a nut cake but you have to admire his commitment.
#atheism #humor
The next time a manned SpaceX rocket lands, everyone wear ape costumes.
#humor
Little boys are similar even across species. Looks like he found a fort and fell asleep in it. Guess they’re his pillows now.
#cats #family
I enjoy correcting grammatical errors on diner menus. Stay back ladies. I’m married.
#pedantry
I just realized that John Cougar Mellencamp thinks that 16-year-olds eat chili dogs by sucking on them.
#pedantry #humor
Apparently there’s a Japanese knock-off of Campbell’s Alphabet Soup. It only has pasta numbers and it’s named “Ramen Numerals”.
#humor
I think my hip hop name is Public Enema.
#humor
Darkside #ransomware as a service takes a smaller cut of the profits from an attack than Apple takes from App Store sales. I feel like this means something.
#tech #security
Apple announced lossless audio for #Apple Music and has no headphones that can play the lossless music.
#tech #opinion
Apparently there are idiots that claim unvaccinated women who are in proximity to vaccinated people suffer miscarriages. There are also idiots who believe those idiots.
#covid #opinion
The 2nd Amendment gives a well-regulated militia the right to bear arms. What we have today is neither well-regulated nor a militia. It’s long past the time to properly regulate gun ownership.
#politics
I want to know how many fauxs must be killed and skinned to make a leather chair.
#pedantry #humor
As an atheist there’s something oddly satisfying about Darth Vader reading the Bible.
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#atheism #StarWars
#Apple Watch owners, what does it mean when you get off the toilet and your watch congratulates you for closing your activity rings? Asking for a friend.
#tech #humor