No part of the animal is wasted making these gummies.

#pedantry #humor

WARNING: frozen lobster tails contain shellfish.

#pedantry #humor

#Chloe spent like an hour making this. FINALLY having kids is paying off!

#family

To the people at @TotalGym, I don’t think the word “hero” means what you think it means.

#pedantry #humor

I’ve wondered the same thing for decades.

- YouTube

youtu.be

#food #humor

My company #Fynydd just released SQribe as an #opensource project! It’s a cross-platform tool to backup/restore SQL Server databases. It generates T-SQL scripts so you can version your database in git and copy databases across VPNs.

SQribe: Backup and Restore SQL Server Databases on Mac OS, Windows, and Linux

sqribe.app

#tech #software #recommendation #dotnet #csharp #code

Being watched from behind. All. Day. Long.

#cats #family #humor

Someone needs to show the male on-air talent on #CNN how to tie a proper Windsor knot. These crooked ties have to go.

#pedantry #tv

I wrote a program to use Benford's Law to analyze the 2016 Presidential vote counts by county and got these results.

What does it mean? Based on the proximity of the values it appears that the votes counts are legitimate. We had a good election.

#politics #trump

Great article on AI.

AI pioneer Geoff Hinton: “Deep learning is going to be able to do everything”

www.technologyreview.com

#tech #recommendation

The making of a free-range Nerd Airbender.

#family #chloe

I call this “the pensive airbender”.

#family

Why do they sell grilled cat food? Cats don’t grill. They prefer a fresh kill. Maybe Fancy Feast should have “extra raw” varieties.

#cats #humor

IT’S INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY.

#humor

“The Farmer’s Dog” was ground up to send to you as food for your dog.

#humor

Voting in NJ was a great experience. Ballot was mailed to us automatically. Clear directions. No postage required. Signature verification. Dropped off at ballot box (could have mailed too). If every state did this the voting participation would be off the charts.

#politics #opinion

Black flies matter.

#humor #politics

We need all of our reps in congress to be this prepared, accurate, terse, and working for us not re-election.

- YouTube

www.youtube.com

#politics

#RBG’s Supreme Court clerks wait and escort her casket into the great hall.

Hyperbolic Chamber (noun): medical device used to treat people who over-exaggerate.

#pedantry #humor

If social media platforms just added a pay tier with no ads we’d be rid of most of the political interference and other genuine fake news.

#tech #politics #opinion

The pandemic is NOT over. We have NOT recovered. We have more people dying every day now than when this all started. We have over 10% unemployment. And small businesses need financial support until a vaccine has given us herd immunity. This, my friends, is a shit show.

#covid #opinion

I find it ironic that an operating system named #Windows goes to shit when waking multiple monitors, moving all my windows to the wrong screen. In 2020.

#tech

Remember when a Presidential controversy was wearing a tan suit one time?

#politics

The U.S. Postal Service cares. They care so much that they included the severed finger in the bag with the damaged piece of mail.

#humor #family