Blooming flower.

#family #chloe

Blooming flower?

#family

Seussian LEGO car.

#family #chloe

“Daddy, are you a tightwad?”

— Our 5-year-old

#family #humor #chloe

I just found out the hard way that muppets vomit cereal.

#tv #humor

Note to self: never confuse a “penal colony” with a “penile colony”.

#pedantry #humor

“I don't like it! It's stupid! It's a goner!”

— Our 5-year-old (regarding medicine)

#family #humor #chloe

I just found out that “homophobia” is not a condition whereby a person is afraid to be at home. Regretting many years of misusing the word.

#pedantry #humor

“I'm afraid that if I lose my tooth I'll look stupid. I'll look like a jerk with a big grown up tooth.”

— Our 5-year-old

#family #humor #chloe

I respect your right to believe what you choose. But I do not have to respect the belief you hold, especially if it's ridiculous.

#philosophy #atheism

Some care more about political correctness and respecting delusional beliefs than the irrelevancy of book burning compared with mass murder.

#philosophy #atheism

You know what else is great about Git? Having the entire history on your local box. Moving to a new host? No loss in history.

#git #tech

They have to clone a Mammoth, it's just too awesome.

S.Korean, Russian scientists bid to clone mammoth

www.physorg.com

#science

Freudian slip?

#politics #humor

One of our cats likes to lick my bowls after I've eaten. What? I said “bowls”.

#cats #humor

“A cult is a religion with no power.”

— Tom Wolfe

#atheism #philosophy

#Apple doesn't innovate as much as people think. They acquired iTunes, Siri, OS X, Chomp. But they invented MobileMe!

#tech #opinion

“Heroes aren't born. They're cornered.”

— David Lee Roth

#philosophy

Cancer drug shown to cure Alzheimers in mice. Serendipity, indeed.

Skin cancer drug reverses Alzheimer’s in mice | CNN

www.cnn.com

#science

Walk up to a complete stranger and hug them.

#family #chloe

“My favorite wedgy is gone! My old friend the wedgy is gone!”

— Our 5-year-old

#family #humor #Chloe

Do all proctologists graduate at the bottom of their class?

#pedantry #humor

The Christian faith has the benefit of inertia powered by numbers. But so did the idea that the earth was flat.

#philosophy #atheism

Just purchased a license for Sublime Text. Awesome text and code editor.

Sublime Text - the sophisticated text editor for code, markup and prose

www.sublimetext.com

#tech #software #recommendation

Our 6-year-old: “Daddy I love you more than ice cream.”

Made my heart melt.

Our 6-year-old: “I love you more than bee stings. Get it? I don't even like bee stings!”

Bam.

#family #humor #chloe