Ancestry.com is now offering mixed breed DNA service for dogs because it’s impossible to get a cat to fill a vial with saliva.

#ancestry #tech #humor

Know Your Pet DNA by Ancestry®

petdna.ancestry.com

This is a unicorn. Technically speaking the other one should be called a unihorn.

#unicorn #pedantry #humor

Did you know that they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?

They do it so they can Scandinavian.

#dadjoke #humor

Who reads a magazine while standing behind a big pile of carrots? Are they going to eat the carrots? Why are the carrots on a pedestal? How and why did they get the bent carrot to sit erect at the top of the pile of carrots?

#pd #bentcarrot #commercial #humor

They’re officially changing the name to Drowning Man.

#BurningMan #humor

Burning Man’s ‘Principles’ Encounter a Muddy Fiasco

www.nytimes.com

Zoom wants employees to come back to the office instead of using #Zoom to work remotely. Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

#tech #humor #irony

Zoom, which thrived on the remote work revolution, wants workers back in the office part-time

apnews.com

Vegan leather tastes just like real leather.

#humor

I wonder if #Nutrafol also works on body hair.

#humor

When it comes to #politics I’m more of a mourning person.

#humor

Sydney Powell looks like someone who would put a small child in the chokey.

#Trump #Georgia #indictment #humor

#Trump #Indictment #MugShot #humor

The “Indicted in Atlanta” club.

#Trump #Georgia #Jan6 #TrumpIndictment #humor

When the #BetterSleep commercial talks about “deep brown noise” the fart jokes write themselves.

#humor

#Trump is the Pied Piper of dumbass.

#humor

After record floods Death Valley National Park to be renamed “Life Valley National Park”.

#humor

Record floods strand 1K people in Death Valley National Park

apnews.com

Mike Lindell, founder of the Jesus pube-filled #MyPillow, pushes drones that detect election fraud. Odds are the only thing they’ll detect is 5% battery power after 15 minutes.

#GOP #politics #humor

Wi-Fi sniffers strapped to drones—Mike Lindell’s odd plan to stop election fraud

arstechnica.com

“Captain's log stardate 41153.7: a moist and odoriferous spherocylinder.” #STTNG

#humor

Do you need a backpack when you go on a #Nutrafol hair growth journey?

#humor

How the hell does that dead-eyed white supremacist Steven Miller keep avoiding #Trump administration indictments?

#politics #humor

#Trump #RICO #Indictment #humor

My daughter asked me if I knew what mothballs smelled like. I told her I’ve never been close enough to a moth to find out.

#chloe #humor

BREAKING NEWS: King Charles Doesn’t Have as Many Swans as He Used to.

#humor

King Charles Doesn’t Have as Many Swans as He Used to

www.nytimes.com

So many persistent and mysterious electronics failures on #SkinwalkerRanch but the cameras shooting the show are reliable as fuck.

#tv #humor

#BlendJet - for people who want to make a smoothie in the park.

#humor

I’m kind of OK with these people relaxing in a warm borax bath while sipping an ivermectin cocktail with a Tide Pod chaser.

Borax is the new Tide Pods, and poison control experts are facepalming

arstechnica.com

#humor