Roman.com changed their name to ro.co and now it’s boners-r-us.com.

#humor

The juice has expired.

O.J. Simpson, legendary football player and actor brought down by his murder trial, dies at 76

apnews.com

#humor

Seeing the sun completely eclipsed by the clouds was a life-changing moment.

#humor

I’ve got news for you: that Long Island Medium is not a real medium. She’s a large.

#humor

Talking about someone behind their back makes no sense. Behind your back is in front of you. So they’ll totally know what you’re saying about them.

#humor

Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.

#humor

If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, “Did you bring the money?”

#humor

I can't tell you how many times the “Today In History” section of apnews.com has totally discombobulated me. It takes me at least an hour to recombobulate.

#humor

Maybe we can solve this Holy Water shortage by just having the Pope bless the ocean. Bonus: we’d also solve the problem with vampires attacking people at the beach.

#humor

What’s the name of that song about girls with fat bottoms that influence earth’s rotation?

#humor

What is your favorite song about someone who weaves dreams that can get people through a bad night?

#humor

Did you know that McDonald’s also sells laxatives?

#humor

Super astronomy nerd joke right here.

#humor

If the Oak Island team ever finds treasure it will probably be a cache of ox shoes and cribbing spikes.

#humor

Shel Silverstein predicted Chat-GPT in 1981.

#humor

#humor

Sometimes I think that parents send infuriating MAGA texts to their kids just to get a text message from them between holidays.

#humor #trump #maga #gop

And small hams.

#trump #meme #humor

It looks like we’re on-track to have VGER come back with so much research data that it will inadvertently destroy the earth.

NASA's Voyager probe stopped communicating. There's no quick fix.

mashable.com

#startrek #scifi #humor #science

As a software developer, when I hear the term “alpha male” I think these males must be unstable, missing important features, ridden with flaws, and not fit for public use.

#tech #pedantry #humor

#ElonMusk #humor #meme

Who the hell is Anna Phylaxis?

#humor

I can turn money into wine, kind of like Jesus.

#facts #humor

#truth #meme #humor

How do we know that he was her mate and not just a friend? Wait. He did what to the bird? For 20 years?

Tributes Pour In For Crane Who Chose Zookeeper As Her Mate For 20 Years After She Dies At 42

www.comicsands.com

#meme #humor