“Daddy I wish that people with no butt had a butt spray to use every day and they put on their pants and have a butt and it doesn't stain!”
— Our 8-year-old
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About Non Sequiturs
Non Sequiturs is the personal blog of Michael Argentini.
I'm a software developer and Managing Partner for Fynydd and Blue Sequoyah Technologies, the project lead for Coursabi, and Āthepedia founder. I also have several nerdy open source projects on Github.
I'd describe myself as an Oxford comma advocate, autodidact, aspiring polymath, and boffin, with a mechanical keyboard addiction. You can also find me on Mastodon.
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How I woke up today: Our 7-year old kissing me on the cheek and saying, “Good morning, hoagie pits” and running out of the room.
Chloe: “Daddy, what's 7 + 5?”
Me: “A math problem.”
Chloe: “What does it EQUAL?”
Me: “Do the math.”
Chloe: “I don't feel like it.”
Our 7-year-old: “I like tulips.”
Me: “I like 3 lips.”
Our 7-year-old: “ugh. I just got Michaeled didn't I?”
“Daddy, while you make that sandwich, let's play a game. I'll ask you if something is legal or not legal.”
— Our 7-year-old
My 7yo says inanimate objects inherit the gender of their owners. By extension, they can get married. Even children understand equal rights.
Daughter's boyfriend's car broke down in front of our house. He left and now the horn is going off. Welcome to parenthood.
There's nothing quite like the feeling you get when your 7-year-old is crying for joy because you got picked to chaperone her class trip.
Us: “Chloe, we missed you today! You were gone all day on your first day of first grade!”
Chloe: “You’ll get used to it.”
A great part of parenting children 7 and younger: you can tell them to act their shoe size and not their age.
Locking yourself out of the house is the best way to find out that you were never meant to be a burglar.
“I can put it in. I’m old enough to screw.”
— Our 6-year-old
(petitioning me to let her install a battery into a clock radio.)
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About Non Sequiturs
Non Sequiturs is the personal blog of Michael Argentini.
I'm a software developer and Managing Partner for Fynydd and Blue Sequoyah Technologies, the project lead for Coursabi, and Āthepedia founder. I also have several nerdy open source projects on Github.
I'd describe myself as an Oxford comma advocate, autodidact, aspiring polymath, and boffin, with a mechanical keyboard addiction. You can also find me on Mastodon.
