“Our feet are holding hands.”
— Our 6-year-old
Non Sequiturs is the personal blog of Michael Argentini.
I'm a software developer and Managing Partner for Fynydd and Blue Sequoyah Technologies, the project lead for Coursabi, and Āthepedia founder. I also have several nerdy open source projects on Github.
I'd describe myself as an Oxford comma advocate, autodidact, aspiring polymath, and boffin, with a mechanical keyboard addiction. You can also find me on Mastodon.
“Mom, a fish used a whoopy cushion under water. How’s that possible? You can’t put a whoopy cushion full of air under water!”
— Our 6-year-old
First awakened by cat licking my armpit. Then awakened by different cat jumping and landing on my groin. Funny thing is I don’t own cats.
#Chloe asked me to recapitate two of her princess dolls. I have to do this every other day. My house is the opposite of revolutionary France.
I got desperate and scratched my back with a pair of pliers. I looked like a monkey wrestling a cardigan.
Our 6-year-old: “Do men smoke?”
Me: “yes.”
Our 6-year-old: “Do dead people smoke?”
Me: “Only if you set them on fire.”
My wife to our teenage daughter: “So Hope we may need you to watch #Chloe if I’m working.”
Chloe: “Yeah Hope, if you can handle it.”
Wife (sadly looking at new shoes): “She’s getting so big…”
Our 5-year-old: “Mom, it’s not the end of the world.”
“Your breath smells like old germs and a toothpick with a side of turds.”
— Our 5-year-old (talking to her sister)
Our 5-year-old swears she met someone named Kajillion. It must’ve been Jillian. Maybe someone’s parents loved fictitious numerical abstracts.
“What if everyone had heads shaped like triangles and squares and hexagons… this Slurpee is good.”
— Our 5-year-old
Non Sequiturs is the personal blog of Michael Argentini.
I'm a software developer and Managing Partner for Fynydd and Blue Sequoyah Technologies, the project lead for Coursabi, and Āthepedia founder. I also have several nerdy open source projects on Github.
I'd describe myself as an Oxford comma advocate, autodidact, aspiring polymath, and boffin, with a mechanical keyboard addiction. You can also find me on Mastodon.
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