How do we know that he was her mate and not just a friend? Wait. He did what to the bird? For 20 years?

Tributes Pour In For Crane Who Chose Zookeeper As Her Mate For 20 Years After She Dies At 42

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#meme #humor

Fun Fact: Amphitheaters live underwater during the larval stage before emerging on land as adult theaters.

#humor

#meme #humor

My friend insisted that astrology is based on facts and I was like yeah right like I’m going to believe anything a Scorpio says.

#humor

Ham sandwich walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer. Bartender replied, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

#humor

#meme #humor

I hate when the door is ajar because it’s so hard to unscrew a jar that big.

#humor

It's refreshing to see that Progressive is eager to provide funding for my “fucking across a desk” business.

#humor

So yeah, this is where we are.

#meme #truth #humor

Throwing goats is a dangerous pastime that can injure the goats. I recommend cow tipping as an alternative.

#fail #humor

The proverbial “plumber's crack” has an actual purpose.

#humor

My Yule Log.

#humor

Hunter Biden Prepares For Court By Drawing Tie On Bare Chest

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#humor

I didn't realize that “sun & sand” scents came from “pure, natural plant extracts”.

#humor

Make Atlantic Great Again!

#MAGA #humor

This is why Rogaine runoff isn’t necessarily a bad thing.

#humor

Given all the chaos surrounding the Sam Altman firing from OpenAI it looks like AI really is threatening people’s jobs. Well, specific people anyway.

#tech #ai #humor

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#humor #atheism

Funny thing, I found a flaw in GPT-4 as well…

#humor #spelling #pedantry

Good user interface design is always subjective.

#humor #design #tech

Cat Multitasking

#cats #humor

Data's Ode to Spot

Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

— Data

#StarTrek #STTNG #humor #tv #scifi

Ancestry.com is now offering mixed breed DNA service for dogs because it’s impossible to get a cat to fill a vial with saliva.

#ancestry #tech #humor

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