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I just read a tech article with only one period. Every other sentence ended with an exclamation point. Now I hate enthusiasm. Thanks Internet.
#pedantry #tech #humor
If you’re trying to sound authoritative and you say “tape” or “taping” when you mean “recording”, you’ve already lost us. No one is recording on tape.
#tv #pedantry
Technically speaking, if you say that you’re speechless, you’re not.
#pedantry
Podiatric dentistry is WAY more interesting that pediatric dentistry.
#pedantry #humor
For the record, I’m all about the Oxford comma.
Lack of Oxford Comma Could Cost Maine Company Millions in Overtime Dispute (Published 2017)
www.nytimes.com
#pedantry
Asked wife what I should bring home from store. iOS spell correct reminded me of the BIG difference between “fruit cups” and “fruit cops”.
#pedantry #humor #Apple #iOS
I came up with a term for that hairspray helmet elderly women sometimes have: geriatric topiary.
#pedantry #humor
So much hoopla about athletes sitting out anthem. Why do we even sing the anthem at games? We don’t sing it before a movie. Non sequitur.
#pedantry #opinion
Technically, we already live on “The Planet of the Apes”. We are apes. Chimps, bonobos, & gorillas are our cousins. They, too, are apes.
#pedantry #atheism #science
How do you shop from the comfort of your own home if your home isn’t very comfortable?
#pedantry #humor
On the highway wife asks me what exactly they do at weigh stations. I told her they make sure trucks have enough curds.
#pedantry #humor
Yellow jackets are wasps not bees. They eat nectar. They feed insects, meat, and fish to their larvae.
#pedantry #science
I hope that #Trump's intelligence briefings are actually briefings about how to be intelligent.
#pedantry #humor
Hey Lumber Liquidators what the hell does someone do with liquid wood?
#pedantry #humor
Taco Bell, I don’t think that’s how it works. Hanging a sign over the soda machine doesn’t make it a Tiki Bar.
#pedantry #humor
Today in school our 9-year-old actually had to compare apples and oranges. They were surprisingly similar.
#pedantry #family #humor