How do we know that he was her mate and not just a friend? Wait. He did what to the bird? For 20 years?

Tributes Pour In For Crane Who Chose Zookeeper As Her Mate For 20 Years After She Dies At 42

www.comicsands.com

#meme #humor

Fun Fact: Amphitheaters live underwater during the larval stage before emerging on land as adult theaters.

#humor

#meme #humor

My friend insisted that astrology is based on facts and I was like yeah right like I’m going to believe anything a Scorpio says.

#humor

Ham sandwich walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer. Bartender replied, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

#humor

#meme #humor

I hate when the door is ajar because it’s so hard to unscrew a jar that big.

#humor

At a 2024 #Iowa #Republican Primary caucus site in Council Bluffs, the votes were read from folded pieces of paper in a popcorn bucket.

At some locations, voters wrote their choice on a brightly colored 3x5 card.

At another site, a #CNN reporter watched as workers ran out of ballots and were handing out pieces of yellow legal paper for voters to record their choice.

Tell me again how the #GOP can possibly claim to be the party of election integrity.

After everything that Donald Trump has said and done, and which has been excused, minimized, and discounted by Republicans, they’re losing their shit over this?

Could Georgia's Fani Willis be removed from prosecuting Donald Trump?

apnews.com

#gop #politics

It's refreshing to see that Progressive is eager to provide funding for my “fucking across a desk” business.

#humor

One of my favorite childhood candies, Fruit Stripe Gum, is being discontinued after 50 years. It was a solid 2 seconds of flavor and in retrospect I have no idea why I liked it so much.

Your Favorite Childhood Gum Was Just Discontinued

www.foodandwine.com

So yeah, this is where we are.

#meme #truth #humor

Nothing says “ban assault rifles” like 5 school officers, 8 federal DEA officers, 13 U.S. Marshals, 16 sheriff’s deputies, 25 Uvalde officers, 69 officers of nearby law enforcement, 91 state police officers plus 149 U.S. Border Patrol agents being afraid of 1 shooter with an AR-15.

#gop #politics

Throwing goats is a dangerous pastime that can injure the goats. I recommend cow tipping as an alternative.

#fail #humor

News Alert: The U.S. Healthcare System Is Still Fucked. Latest example, Blue Cross prescription formulary changes. Patient not told that medication is no longer covered, nor is the generic. Doctor has to guess on an alternative… denied. Rinse. Repeat.

#ibx #healthcare #commentary #MedicareForAll

So, #Microsoft wants developers to use an Electron app reliant on a dumpster full of plugins as their development IDE. What could possibly go wrong? #vscode

The proverbial “plumber's crack” has an actual purpose.

#humor

My Yule Log.

#humor

Hunter Biden Prepares For Court By Drawing Tie On Bare Chest

www.theonion.com

#humor

I didn't realize that “sun & sand” scents came from “pure, natural plant extracts”.

#humor

In case you want to adjust your shopping habits accordingly…

Home Depot’s Billionaire Founder Says He’ll Fund Trump... Even If He’s Convicted

www.huffpost.com

#GOP #MAGA

Make Atlantic Great Again!

#MAGA #humor

This is why Rogaine runoff isn’t necessarily a bad thing.

#humor

Given all the chaos surrounding the Sam Altman firing from OpenAI it looks like AI really is threatening people’s jobs. Well, specific people anyway.

#tech #ai #humor

#humor