Sometimes it's best to let the scammer write the script.

#meme #humor

9d ago

#meme #humor

Nov 22

#meme #humor

Nov 15

#meme #humor

Nov 15

I’ve been told that the best way to pick up a cat is to first buy it a drink.

#humor

Nov 14

More fun with text marketers.

#meme #humor

Nov 11

I challenge the position that leather made from the skin of vegans is ethically better than leather made from the skin of cows.

#humor #philosophy

Nov 9

If #Apple thought that Liquid Ass would distract everyone from the Apple Intelligence failure, boy were they right for all the wrong reasons.

Nov 3

App developers: stop adding fake specular highlights to your app. You’re enshitifying the iOS 18 springboard with icons that look skewed.

Nov 3

My only fans account is really blowing up, I mean, at me.

Nov 1

I love when random scammers invite me to dinner.

#meme #humor

Nov 1

His favorite hobby is napping but it’s 3rd down and 1 at the 2 minute warning so now’s not really the time for exploring your fucking hobbies snuggles the fucktard.

#meme #humor

Nov 1

It’s funny to reflect on the fact that everyone in Minecraft poops cubes.

#humor

Oct 28

More fun with text marketers. Should I have offered them my text removal services?

#meme #humor

Oct 25

More fun with SMS spam…

#meme #humor

Oct 24

Technically speaking, my digestive system uses end-to-end encryption.

#humor

Oct 21

Blowing your nose should be called a nosejob.

#humor

Oct 14

According to YouTube the REAL story of Virtual Insanity is weirder than I thought. So it must involve more than one dumpster full of raccoons and pasta.

#humor

Oct 13

That cat bed is not a donut. It’s a biconcave disc. #yourewelcome

Oct 12

I live in a house full of people wearing noise cancelling headphones and apparently I’m the noise.

#humor

Oct 12

Always good to clarify things with your kids:

“You have kidneys. I have dadneys.”

#humor

Oct 11

OMG why would I add a spine surgeon to my LinkedIn?

Oct 10

Not to brag but on numerous occasions my wife has told me that she’s the luckiest woman in the world…

(since she doesn’t have bubonic plague)

#humor

Sep 11

What can you make with chicken blood and a pentagram? Asking for a friend.

#humor

Sep 8

Just what wealthy executives need: exclusive benefits and discounts.

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