But you have to insert like 3 of them.

#humor #meme

Should people who voted against FEMA funding be denied FEMA financial assistance?

“Go lick your butthole, it’s disgusting.”

— Things I mostly just say to my cat

News Flash: If you’re “pro life” except in cases of rape, incest, and life of the mother, then you are actually pro choice or a hypocrite.

Remember when #Trump sent everyone $1,200 stimulus checks and had his signature put on them even though it was funded with our taxes? Yeah let’s not vote for that guy.

#humor

It's about time…

NIST proposes barring some of the most nonsensical password rules

arstechnica.com

#tech #security

The Waffle House is great, but I’d rather be in a Waffle Home.

#humor

If it weren’t for tight kerning I wouldn’t be able to use provocative “dick here” links.

#humor

New pet owner here. Do all #cats prefer commercials to actual shows?

New pet owner here. Do #cats lose a leg sometimes?

What do I need to do to get our #cats to provide valuable services?

#humor

I knew this job was dangerous but…

#humor #meme

I just realized that Leia is a Disney Princess now.

#starwars #mindblown

They have literally made the very last thing available in a pumpkin spice variety.

#meme

Why is it OK for cats to run around the house naked but if I do it everyone gets “offended”?

#humor #cats #observation

“We admire Taylor Swift's music but I don't think most Americans, whether they like her music or are fans of hers or not, are going to be influenced by a billionaire celebrity who I think is fundamentally disconnected from the interests and the problems of most Americans.” - JD Vance… without any sense of irony or hypocrisy

#GOP #MAGA #idiot #irony

A friend said that he didn’t understand cloning. I said “that makes two of us.”

#humor

#TRUTH

#tech #meme

What could possibly go wrong?

I suppose the 4 dead at Apalachee High School are those “post-birth abortions” the #Republicans keep warning us about.

#Elon is not focused on wealth at this point. The #Tesla board approved his $50B pay package. He has arrived as the richest man on earth. He is about control. #Twitter and #StarLink are tools and weapons he and other large investors are wielding to determine the outcome of elections and wars.

Who was Beethoven’s lead singer?

#questions

Microsoft renamed the Remote Desktop app to “The Windows App”. Next it will have a dedicated button on the keyboard oh crap it already does.

Windows App general availability coming soon

techcommunity.microsoft.com

The fuck?

#humor

I hate when this happens. Effing monoliths.

#humor