Using AI is like asking a teenager to do something they don't want to do. They use the most pedantic interpretation of your request to both avoid doing the work and to piss you off.

#tech #humor

My signature fragrance is called Elon Musk. It smells like baby powder and arrogance, with abandoned fart undertones.

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Find joy where you can.

#humor #meme

If you’re going to get phished you might as well have fun with it.

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According to my TV I’m gay and need to masturbate while watching a couple guys renovate a kitchen.

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One of the last coal powered sheep. Most today are electric.

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There should be an app named Spots: dating for shingles.

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My wife just received a $41 gift card from the Jewel vape class action lawsuit, which she will ironically use to purchase cigarettes.

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But you have to insert like 3 of them.

#humor #meme

Remember when #Trump sent everyone $1,200 stimulus checks and had his signature put on them even though it was funded with our taxes? Yeah let’s not vote for that guy.

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The Waffle House is great, but I’d rather be in a Waffle Home.

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If it weren’t for tight kerning I wouldn’t be able to use provocative “dick here” links.

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What do I need to do to get our #cats to provide valuable services?

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I knew this job was dangerous but…

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Why is it OK for cats to run around the house naked but if I do it everyone gets “offended”?

#humor #cats #observation

A friend said that he didn’t understand cloning. I said “that makes two of us.”

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The fuck?

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I hate when this happens. Effing monoliths.

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Me making dinner.

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There should be a shade of brown called shartreuse.

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Is it really a package of ground up Farmer’s Dog?

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Everyone deserves to be pampered every once in a while, especially if they’re incontinent.

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Buy one Ho, get one Ho free. Nice.

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Is it “For fuck sake” or “For fuck's sake”?

It's for a work e-mail, so it's got to sound professional.

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#meme #humor