Search Results for “#humor”

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A great name for a dog is Doglass, because you can call him Dog for short.

#humor

Mar 27, 2025

whereas (wair-ass) — noun — a human-ass hybrid transformation that occurs in rectalthropes when the moon is full (see rectalthropy).

#humor

Mar 22, 2025

A foreskin implies the existence of an aftskin.

#humor #pedantry

Feb 22, 2025

#meme #humor

Jan 28, 2025

Go ahead. Ask the question.

#humor #meme

Dec 30, 2024

Never shopping at this store.

#meme #humor

Dec 25, 2024

Now THIS is a Christmas I can get behind.

#humor #meme

Dec 10, 2024

Using AI is like asking a teenager to do something they don't want to do. They use the most pedantic interpretation of your request to both avoid doing the work and to piss you off.

#tech #humor

Nov 27, 2024

My signature fragrance is called Elon Musk. It smells like baby powder and arrogance, with abandoned fart undertones.

#humor

Nov 25, 2024

Find joy where you can.

#humor #meme

Nov 20, 2024

If you’re going to get phished you might as well have fun with it.

#humor #meme

Nov 12, 2024

According to my TV I’m gay and need to masturbate while watching a couple guys renovate a kitchen.

#humor #meme

Nov 11, 2024

One of the last coal powered sheep. Most today are electric.

#humor #meme

Nov 8, 2024

There should be an app named Spots: dating for shingles.

#humor

Oct 25, 2024

My wife just received a $41 gift card from the Jewel vape class action lawsuit, which she will ironically use to purchase cigarettes.

#humor

Oct 22, 2024

But you have to insert like 3 of them.

#humor #meme

Oct 14, 2024

The Waffle House is great, but I’d rather be in a Waffle Home.

#humor

Sep 26, 2024

If it weren’t for tight kerning I wouldn’t be able to use provocative “dick here” links.

#humor

Sep 26, 2024

What do I need to do to get our #cats to provide valuable services?

#humor

Sep 23, 2024

I knew this job was dangerous but…

#humor #meme

Sep 17, 2024

Why is it OK for cats to run around the house naked but if I do it everyone gets “offended”?

#humor #cats #observation

Sep 14, 2024

A friend said that he didn’t understand cloning. I said “that makes two of us.”

#humor

Sep 6, 2024

The fuck?

#humor

Aug 26, 2024

I hate when this happens. Effing monoliths.

#humor

Aug 26, 2024

Me making dinner.

#meme #humor

Aug 23, 2024

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