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As a software developer, when I hear the term “alpha male” I think these males must be unstable, missing important features, ridden with flaws, and not fit for public use.
#tech #pedantry #humor
Who the hell is Anna Phylaxis?
#humor
I can turn money into wine, kind of like Jesus.
#facts #humor
How do we know that he was her mate and not just a friend? Wait. He did what to the bird? For 20 years?
Tributes Pour In For Crane Who Chose Zookeeper As Her Mate For 20 Years After She Dies At 42
www.comicsands.com
#meme #humor
Fun Fact: Amphitheaters live underwater during the larval stage before emerging on land as adult theaters.
#humor
My friend insisted that astrology is based on facts and I was like yeah right like I’m going to believe anything a Scorpio says.
#humor
Ham sandwich walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer. Bartender replied, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
#humor
I hate when the door is ajar because it’s so hard to unscrew a jar that big.
#humor
It's refreshing to see that Progressive is eager to provide funding for my “fucking across a desk” business.
#humor
Throwing goats is a dangerous pastime that can injure the goats. I recommend cow tipping as an alternative.
#fail #humor
The proverbial “plumber's crack” has an actual purpose.
#humor
Hunter Biden Prepares For Court By Drawing Tie On Bare Chest
www.theonion.com
#humor
I didn't realize that “sun & sand” scents came from “pure, natural plant extracts”.
#humor
This is why Rogaine runoff isn’t necessarily a bad thing.
#humor
Given all the chaos surrounding the Sam Altman firing from OpenAI it looks like AI really is threatening people’s jobs. Well, specific people anyway.
#tech #ai #humor